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Giada Forgot To Apply Her Anti-Perspirant
Posted by Jillian Madison

    26 Responses

  1. Dan says:

    So she’s human after all. My brother will be so sad.

  2. Sasha says:

    OMG! I noticed this on today’s episode too. Was it hot in there? I am so shocked the Food Network Giada Persona Machine let that make it on air.

  3. Heather V. says:

    When did Giada turn into Whitney Houston? I missed the memo!

  4. Frank L says:

    Say it isn’t so… perfect women don’t sweat… What the hell is happening to our world..?

  5. Kittykitty says:

    Yeah, but how do you not know your pits are that sweaty?! One word, girl: Degree.

  6. March says:

    Maybe Ms. Huge Head prefers just a “deodorant”.

  7. Tatiana says:

    I think her saline implants have sprung a leak.

  8. Lana says:


    Giada doesn’t sweat! *gasp* It’s just her underarms … ummm … glistening ….

  9. manny says:

    guess that faux glamourshots camera can’t hide that

  10. Jake says:

    are you sure that is sweat?

  11. Lela says:

    So she sweats…she’s working in a hot kitchen. Men sweat all the time and no one ever makes a big deal of it, I don’t get what the big deal is here.
    Oh god, not pit stains! It’s the worst thing ever!

  12. Dan says:

    No one is making a “big deal” out of anything except you, Lela. The producers spend how many thousands of dollars trying to make Giada look as “fuckable” as possible – and then miss unflattering, disgusting pit stains. It’s irony, wake up and smell it.

  13. the world says:

    FNH more like TMZ

  14. DAVE says:

    I’d lick her in places she can’t reach to wash. If you put a bag over her scary big fucking jaws.

  15. Jus Judy says:

    LMFAO!!! this is more funny FoodNetwork Shit!!! I am still reeling over the Body surfing show,where Todd was on the surf totally wiping-out and Giada was cooking “hum-ber-gar`-ass”(Over exagerated Giada pronounciation for hamburgers)on the grill! I’m going to check, that show again carefully to see if she had the pit stains!

  16. CherryRose says:

    Maybe Giada should be using “Aspray”:

  17. Heidi says:

    I think Giada is beautiful..She is a new mom, a TV host, and thankfully has a very supportive husband. The majority of your comments are disrespectful. People sweat… Why dont you all be a bit kinder . thank you


  18. Crocoduck says:

    Who cares? Giada can sweat on me all she likes!

  19. So Giada sweated. So what. My God why do folks make such a federal case of something normal. After all, kitchens are hot and so is she.

    Roger D.

  20. Sara says:

    Yeah, the pit stains are gross. But I’m surprised nobody ever notices or comments on her roots. She seems to always need a root touchup. Or she could just stop coloring her hair with those awful highlights and admit she has brown hair. She’s a “broo-net-ay”.

  21. jahdah says:

    I bet that smells heavenly

  22. falic wrinkle says:

    id love to taste that

  23. SpeedStick says:

    Giada de laurentiis can sweat all she wants just forget what they say all i want to do is see her in front of a mirror so i can see her tits and have hot anal sex with her it’s just a fantasy of mine i know it will never happen

  24. BelowAverageJoe says:

    Giada doesn’t sweat. She perspires.

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