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brilliant.
Not as funny as the first, but still really funny.
-> The FN Dish just added Noah Starr as “co-host” of their webblog.
-> Noah Starr does a little happy dance after wiping the brown off his nose
Loved it! I thought it was funnier than the first
(ducking)
i wish i had $1 for every awkward moment i’ve seen between giada and her husband. he seems like a cool dude, but he has no business being in front of a camera.
BRAVO!!! This was really funny. Well done.
I just wanted to comment to say: I love this website! It makes me laugh every day. Thank you for the work you do on it!
Tara
EPIC, keep it up
ROTFLMAO, especially the line about Aunt Sandy having 4 brain cells and they are all fighting each other, and the “gift” to Guy Fieri. Great Job!!!
I don’t wanna be thinking about Sandra Lee’s walls. *shudders*
Why is Alton Brown hanging around all these losers? And please, use a heavy-duty stapler gun to secure the duct tape to Guy Fieri’s mouth.
Excellent. I love your site.
HAHAHAHAHA! This was a great post! And “WORD!” on the awful Giada-and-her-hubby vignettes. Actually, I am really really tired of the relatives popping up on all the shows. Let the get their own jobs, for crying out loud.
Bourdain has it slightly wrong. What he meant to say was
She only has four brain cells. One is full-time keeping her breathing and the one that is full-time keeping her upright is fighting with the two that are full-time enjoying Cocktail Time.
FNH GOLD!!
Sunny’s wig is a monstrosity and a disgrace to wig wearers everywhere! She can afford a nice lace-front. BTW, I just found this site and I love it. How could I have missed this?
Alex G suddenly looks all glammed up for her new show, eh? She never looked like that on any other show she’s been on and most photos I’ve seen of her make her look like she just came out of a washing machine. I feel really lied to when they give her a show and then bring in a huge makeup and hair crew to make her look a little less like she hates you and wants to kill you.
@Princess: Who knew that Alex could look like she wasn’t death warmed over? I see the promo for her new show and have a hard time believing it’s the same Alex who’s head should be “chopped”!
@Princess & Cherry – my husband saw a commercial for Alex’s new show and said to me, “Isn’t she that mean beeyotch from Chopped? How the heck did she get her own show?” I just laughed, and told him “because that’s how they do things at Food Network.”
LMAO, OMG I’m dieing!