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If The Food Network Chefs Were On Facebook (Part 2)
Posted on April 1st 2009 by Jillian Madison

    20 Responses

  1. Lynx says:

    Not as funny as the first, but still really funny.

  2. LanaBanana says:

    -> The FN Dish just added Noah Starr as “co-host” of their webblog.

    -> Noah Starr does a little happy dance after wiping the brown off his nose

  3. alexis says:

    Loved it! I thought it was funnier than the first

    (ducking)

  4. dan says:

    i wish i had $1 for every awkward moment i’ve seen between giada and her husband. he seems like a cool dude, but he has no business being in front of a camera.

  5. P STELLATTO says:

    BRAVO!!! This was really funny. Well done.

  6. tara says:

    I just wanted to comment to say: I love this website! It makes me laugh every day. Thank you for the work you do on it!
    Tara

  7. Danny O says:

    EPIC, keep it up

  8. leah says:

    ROTFLMAO, especially the line about Aunt Sandy having 4 brain cells and they are all fighting each other, and the “gift” to Guy Fieri. Great Job!!!

  9. Hairball says:

    I don’t wanna be thinking about Sandra Lee’s walls. *shudders*

  10. orchidgal says:

    Why is Alton Brown hanging around all these losers? And please, use a heavy-duty stapler gun to secure the duct tape to Guy Fieri’s mouth.

  11. Kathy says:

    Excellent. I love your site.

  12. Tatiana says:

    HAHAHAHAHA! This was a great post! And “WORD!” on the awful Giada-and-her-hubby vignettes. Actually, I am really really tired of the relatives popping up on all the shows. Let the get their own jobs, for crying out loud.

  13. Gypsy says:

    Bourdain has it slightly wrong. What he meant to say was

    She only has four brain cells. One is full-time keeping her breathing and the one that is full-time keeping her upright is fighting with the two that are full-time enjoying Cocktail Time.

  14. Cat Chow says:

    FNH GOLD!!

  15. Danielle says:

    Sunny’s wig is a monstrosity and a disgrace to wig wearers everywhere! She can afford a nice lace-front. BTW, I just found this site and I love it. How could I have missed this?

  16. Alex G suddenly looks all glammed up for her new show, eh? She never looked like that on any other show she’s been on and most photos I’ve seen of her make her look like she just came out of a washing machine. I feel really lied to when they give her a show and then bring in a huge makeup and hair crew to make her look a little less like she hates you and wants to kill you.

  17. CherryRose says:

    @Princess: Who knew that Alex could look like she wasn’t death warmed over? I see the promo for her new show and have a hard time believing it’s the same Alex who’s head should be “chopped”!

  18. Roo says:

    @Princess & Cherry – my husband saw a commercial for Alex’s new show and said to me, “Isn’t she that mean beeyotch from Chopped? How the heck did she get her own show?” I just laughed, and told him “because that’s how they do things at Food Network.”

  19. Lauren says:

    LMAO, OMG I’m dieing!

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