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More Things We Want To Ask Aida
Published on: April 24, 2009 – 11:46 pm by Jillian Madison 
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10 More Questions We Want To Ask Aida
1. Why do we choose from just 2 people for President, and 50 for Miss America?
2. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
3. Motel 6 didn’t leave a light on for me and I tripped… can I sue?
4. What’s the parking situation like at the Special Olympics?
5. Will I get arrested if I yell “movie” in a crowded firehouse?
6. Exactly what happens to an 18 hour bra after the 18th hour?
7. Why is the name for fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
8. How many calories will I burn rolling my eyes and cringing at your awkwardness while watching an entire episode of your show?
9. How Can We Be Lovers If We Can’t Be Friends?
10. If you ate pasta and antipasti, would you still be hungry?
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Two more questions:
11) If con is the opposite of pro, wouldn’t congress be the opposite of progress? Or did I just blow your mind?!!!
12) If a tree falls in the forest, and it hits Aida, does anyone care?
Fun with Rhetorical Questions! *heehee*
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