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More Things We Want To Ask Aida

Published on: April 24, 2009 – 11:46 pm by Jillian Madison Comment

10 More Questions We Want To Ask Aida

(a follow-up)

1. Why do we choose from just 2 people for President, and 50 for Miss America?

2. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

3. Motel 6 didn’t leave a light on for me and I tripped… can I sue?

4. What’s the parking situation like at the Special Olympics?

5. Will I get arrested if I yell “movie” in a crowded firehouse?

6. Exactly what happens to an 18 hour bra after the 18th hour?

7. Why is the name for fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

8. How many calories will I burn rolling my eyes and cringing at your awkwardness while watching an entire episode of your show?

9. How Can We Be Lovers If We Can’t Be Friends?

10. If you ate pasta and antipasti, would you still be hungry?



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  1. Chris
    April 25th, 2009

    Two more questions:

    11) If con is the opposite of pro, wouldn’t congress be the opposite of progress? Or did I just blow your mind?!!!

    12) If a tree falls in the forest, and it hits Aida, does anyone care?

  2. April 25th, 2009

    Fun with Rhetorical Questions! *heehee*

  3. Bob
    May 2nd, 2009

    What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it’s all about?

  4. Cat Chow
    June 20th, 2009

    is it really a long way to Tipperary?

  5. larry
    December 17th, 2009

    War, what is it good for?

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