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More Things We Want To Ask Aida
Posted on April 24th 2009 by Jillian Madison

10 More Questions We Want To Ask Aida

(a follow-up)

1. Why do we choose from just 2 people for President, and 50 for Miss America?

2. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

3. Motel 6 didn’t leave a light on for me and I tripped… can I sue?

4. What’s the parking situation like at the Special Olympics?

5. Will I get arrested if I yell “movie” in a crowded firehouse?

6. Exactly what happens to an 18 hour bra after the 18th hour?

7. Why is the name for fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

8. How many calories will I burn rolling my eyes and cringing at your awkwardness while watching an entire episode of your show?

9. How Can We Be Lovers If We Can’t Be Friends?

10. If you ate pasta and antipasti, would you still be hungry?


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    6 Responses

  1. Chris says:
    April 25, 2009 at 2:02 am

    Two more questions:

    11) If con is the opposite of pro, wouldn’t congress be the opposite of progress? Or did I just blow your mind?!!!

    12) If a tree falls in the forest, and it hits Aida, does anyone care?

    Reply
  2. Lana says:
    April 25, 2009 at 10:05 am

    Fun with Rhetorical Questions! *heehee*

    Reply
  3. Bob says:
    May 2, 2009 at 10:56 pm

    What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it’s all about?

    Reply
  4. Cat Chow says:
    June 20, 2009 at 11:11 am

    is it really a long way to Tipperary?

    Reply
  5. larry says:
    December 17, 2009 at 3:17 am

    War, what is it good for?

    Reply
  6. jman says:
    December 7, 2010 at 12:49 pm

    If you believe wikipedia, wrapped bread was the greatest thing before sliced bread….

    Reply

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