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Next Food Network Star: New Commercial
Posted on April 11th 2009 by Jillian Madison

The Food Network is running a new promo spot for Next Food Network Star: Season 5. Have you seen it yet?

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This is going to be a fabulous season indeed. Here’s the actual video:


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    15 Responses

  1. alexis says:
    April 11, 2009 at 12:06 pm

    I literally just saw this commercial 15 minutes ago. You guys work fast. HILARIOUS!

    Reply
  2. Pete says:
    April 11, 2009 at 12:07 pm

    You forgot “I WILL KISS BOBBY FLAY’S ASS”

    Reply
  3. Sasha says:
    April 11, 2009 at 1:02 pm

    How do I love this site, let me count the ways! Another funny post. Can’t wait for this season of NFNS!

    Reply
  4. orchidgal says:
    April 11, 2009 at 1:14 pm

    Your signs are much better than FN’s. Bravo.

    Reply
  5. Dan says:
    April 11, 2009 at 1:32 pm

    Man, Flay is the worst actor I’ve ever seen. The way he delivered the last line of the commercial (“We’ll be the judge of that”) was painful and so forced. Don’t quit your day job, Flay.

    Reply
  6. potty mouth princess says:
    April 11, 2009 at 3:35 pm

    Please tell me there is seriously a real live drag queen in this cycle.

    That would be 50 kinds of awesome.

    Reply
  7. Frank L says:
    April 11, 2009 at 4:58 pm

    I will do a 3 way with Bob, Bobby and Suzi !!!

    Reply
  8. Marisa says:
    April 12, 2009 at 6:45 am

    A floral sundress?!?! Don’t be ridiculous! Michael seems more of a velvet and diamonds kind of guy to me – only the best for the queen of the kitchen!

    Reply
  9. Lana says:
    April 12, 2009 at 11:04 am

    Heehee “queen of the kitchen” – Marisa, that rocked.

    “I will foam at the mouth when I meet Giada” – had me rolling on the floor! I introduced a gal pal to Giada, and she (my gal pal) just about foamed at the mouth, she was hyperventilating so much. It was so funny! heehee, thx for bringing up that memory.

    “… get hit on my Ina’s friends” – perfect. Classic!
    Thx ladies

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  10. Rachael - FNDish.com says:
    April 21, 2009 at 9:06 am

    LOVE this. (I’m still crossing my fingers for a drag cooking show….I think the close we’ll get to a drag queen is Paula.)

    Reply
  11. Dillon Couvillon says:
    May 1, 2009 at 2:46 pm

    Hahahahahahahahahaha. Ya’ll are too much.

    Reply
  12. Joanne says:
    July 20, 2009 at 2:11 am

    SOMEONE HAS TO AGREE WITH MEEE
    eddie looks JUST like nico from so you think you can dance! heres a photo of nico:

    http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m107/scrapmolly/578_nico.jpg

    Reply
  13. Ben says:
    September 25, 2009 at 1:57 pm

    The split second cut from “big daddys house” in the beginning of this video makes me wonder. Was somebody actually TiVo-ing that show? At least it wasn’t Big Bite.

    Reply
  14. Charles says:
    September 12, 2011 at 5:41 pm

    It’s funny how most of the actual signs are total bullshit.

    Reply

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