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Next Food Network Star: New Commercial
Posted by Jillian Madison

    15 Responses

  1. alexis says:

    I literally just saw this commercial 15 minutes ago. You guys work fast. HILARIOUS!

  2. Pete says:

    You forgot “I WILL KISS BOBBY FLAY’S ASS”

  3. Sasha says:

    How do I love this site, let me count the ways! Another funny post. Can’t wait for this season of NFNS!

  4. orchidgal says:

    Your signs are much better than FN’s. Bravo.

  5. Dan says:

    Man, Flay is the worst actor I’ve ever seen. The way he delivered the last line of the commercial (“We’ll be the judge of that”) was painful and so forced. Don’t quit your day job, Flay.

  6. potty mouth princess says:

    Please tell me there is seriously a real live drag queen in this cycle.

    That would be 50 kinds of awesome.

  7. Frank L says:

    I will do a 3 way with Bob, Bobby and Suzi !!!

  8. Marisa says:

    A floral sundress?!?! Don’t be ridiculous! Michael seems more of a velvet and diamonds kind of guy to me – only the best for the queen of the kitchen!

  9. Lana says:

    Heehee “queen of the kitchen” – Marisa, that rocked.

    “I will foam at the mouth when I meet Giada” – had me rolling on the floor! I introduced a gal pal to Giada, and she (my gal pal) just about foamed at the mouth, she was hyperventilating so much. It was so funny! heehee, thx for bringing up that memory.

    “… get hit on my Ina’s friends” – perfect. Classic!
    Thx ladies

  10. LOVE this. (I’m still crossing my fingers for a drag cooking show….I think the close we’ll get to a drag queen is Paula.)

  11. Dillon Couvillon says:

    Hahahahahahahahahaha. Ya’ll are too much.

  12. Joanne says:

    SOMEONE HAS TO AGREE WITH MEEE
    eddie looks JUST like nico from so you think you can dance! heres a photo of nico:

    http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m107/scrapmolly/578_nico.jpg

  13. Ben says:

    The split second cut from “big daddys house” in the beginning of this video makes me wonder. Was somebody actually TiVo-ing that show? At least it wasn’t Big Bite.

  14. Charles says:

    It’s funny how most of the actual signs are total bullshit.

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