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Archives for "April, 2009"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 25th April 2009
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VIDEO: Anne Burrell Growly Voice Montage

It’s official: on today’s episode of “Secrets Of A Restaurant Chef,” Anne Burrell crossed the line from quirky to crazy. She spent the entire episode screaming “IT’S A BEAUTIFUL THING” and “I’M A HAPPY GIRL” – and, even worse, she kept breaking into these random Kermit The Frog/Barry White/Chef From South Park impersonations that made [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 24th April 2009
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More Things We Want To Ask Aida

10 More Questions We Want To Ask Aida (a follow-up) 1. Why do we choose from just 2 people for President, and 50 for Miss America? 2. What was the best thing before sliced bread? 3. Motel 6 didn’t leave a light on for me and I tripped… can I sue? 4. What’s the parking [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 24th April 2009
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VIDEO: Paula Deen Talking About Her Gross Eye Infection

Paula Deen’s got a nasty eye infection, y’all. Apparently, the oil glands around her eyes are infected and clogged, and she has to “squeeze the oil out of her eyes” multiple times a day. One thing’s for sure: I would have been mighty grossed out had I been sitting in the front row of that [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 23rd April 2009
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Thirsty? How About Some $33 Food Network Hot Chocolate?

The Food Network cares about your bank account during these tough economic times! They have an entire section on their website dedicated to budget-friendly meals. They hired Sandra Lee to host a new show called Money Saving Meals. And, oh yeah, they’re selling hot cocoa mix for THIRTY THREE DOLLARS (plus shipping/handling) in their online [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 23rd April 2009
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Custom Facebook URL’s For TV Chefs

Facebook is considering offering paid-for vanity URLs to users. That means, for a fee, you’d be able to get Facebook.com/WhateverYouWant (you know, like the URL’s you already have on Myspace and Twitter and virtually every other social networking site for free). . We came up with a few custom URL ideas for some popular chefs [...]


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