Archives for "April, 2009"
The Guy Fieri Doucheometer Part 2
We all know Guy Fieri is a douche. Sometimes, he is a bigger douch than others. Due to this unpredictability, we’ve come up with a handy Guy Fieri Doucheometer that scientifically measures the level of douche in each photograph. Enjoy. . . .
Savannah Residents Flock To Craigslist To Complain About Paula Deen
Paula Deen. She’s such a lovable ol’ lady, ain’t she? The epitome of southern charm and class! Embraced by everyone in her Savannah community! Yeah. And I’m the Easter bunny. The truth is, many in Savannah really can’t stand Paula Deen. They consider her to be a demeaning caricature of all things southern, and are [...]
VIDEO: Paula Deen’s House On Cribs
Quick thoughts: 1.Interesting behind-the-scenes look at Paula’s home, where “Paula’s Best Dishes” is filmed for the Food Network. 2. Was it absolutely vital for the camera to do all those spin moves? I feel like I just got off Space Mountain. 3. Somebody get her Ceasar Milan’s number. Her dogs are cute, but they pee [...]
Sandra Lee Now Shilling For KFC
OUT: Semi-homemade meals! IN: Totally store-bought meals! Kentucky Fried Chicken now has grilled chicken on the menu – and they hired SANDRA LEE to promote it (probably because Ina Garten, and every other chef with an ounce of self respect, told them to go f-ck themselves.) You guessed it – the commercials she filmed for [...]
Nipa Bhatt Is A Liar
Remember Nipa Bhatt? The Indian contestant with the boring personality from Next Food Network Star Season 4? These days, she’s desperately clinging onto her last 30 seconds of fame by doing overpriced cooking presentations at Indian supermarkets in her home state of Minnesota. And oh yeah – she’s lying: Nipa is bragging about being a [...]
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THIS WEEK: Another tailgating weekend! Alex G's onion rings, an awful slow cooker experience, Ina & Jeffrey Garten's lame steak throwdown, Jennifer Hudson's annoying Weight Watchers commercial, Restaurant Impossible's cheap makeovers, and more.










