Archives for "April, 2009"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 17th April 2009

Sandra Lee’s New Expensive Products

When you think “Sandra Lee”, do you think high end? Do you think luxury? Do you think quality? WE DON’T. Sandra Lee’s name alone conjures up images of low-end products, cheap foods, mismatched furnishings, and Dollar Store tablescapes. In fact, she’s built her entire career and reputation on it. Her upcoming show on the Food [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 16th April 2009

Food Network Superlatives

Posted by Jillian Madison on 15th April 2009

Alton Brown’s Point Of View In Kitchen Stadium

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Posted by Jillian Madison on 14th April 2009

The World’s Ugliest Tattoo: Rachael Ray

Today’s question: exactly how many shots of vodka does one have to consume before getting a gigantic picture of Rachael Ray’s face tattooed on your right scapula starts to sound like a good idea? How many lonely nights must one spend alone with microwaved Hungry Man dinners and re-run episodes of 30 Minute Meals before [...]

Posted by FNH Staff on 14th April 2009

$80 Tyler Florence Lasagna Dish: Ridiculous

In honor of Tyler’s complete inability to handle any constructive criticism regarding his lame new website, feast your eyes on our ridiculous Food Network Product Of The Month: this ugly $80 “Baroque” lasagna dish by Tyler Florence. That’s “Baroque” – pronounced “B’ROKE” in honor of what you’ll be after you purchase it. EIGHTY DOLLARS! For [...]

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