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Paula Deen Breaks Mid-Recipe To Do Jazzercize With Random Guest
Posted on April 4th 2009 by Jillian Madison

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  1. Tina says:
    April 4, 2009 at 11:37 pm

    Ah, Paula Deen… I caught about ten seconds of her show today, the one with the live audience, and she asked a group of guys if they wanted her to teach them how to rub their meat. I was like “Aaack!”

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  2. LanaBanana says:
    April 5, 2009 at 12:57 pm

    Right. Well good for ole Pauler for getting a bit of exercise. I know I frequently will break into a bit of a Shadow Boxer® Workout in between chopping onions and braising beef. Sure. Happens all the time ….

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  3. orchidgal says:
    April 5, 2009 at 5:02 pm

    Maybe the random guest has embraced the buttah?

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  4. LIKE BUTTAH says:
    September 9, 2009 at 10:17 pm

    I like Paula, I just do. She seems like a hoot. A really wealthy hoot, but a hoot none the less.

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  5. Cherylf2112 says:
    October 24, 2009 at 11:52 am

    She is by far my least favorite on TFN. I think because I’m from the south, about an hour from Savannah and I swear to fucking god noboday talks like that! I think some jerk off producer told her to say ya’ll 489,893 times per episode, over-exagerate her stupid accent and act like a whore. And that fucking laugh! I swear I want to cut my wrist every time I hear it! That chain smokin’ cunt. She has the IQ of a butterbean. Dammit I feel better.

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