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OUT: Semi-homemade meals!
IN: Totally store-bought meals!
Kentucky Fried Chicken now has grilled chicken on the menu – and they hired SANDRA LEE to promote it (probably because Ina Garten, and every other chef with an ounce of self respect, told them to go f-ck themselves.)
You guessed it – the commercials she filmed for the UnthinkKFC website were annoying and overacted! When she exclaimed, “I’m the colonel’s girl! I love their chicken!” my eyes rolled to the back of my head and I laughed for 2 minutes straight. But even worse than her poor acting and cheesy lines was her wardrobe; the people at KFC actually had the audacity to put her in a white CHEF’S JACKET. The woman is not a chef! Opening a can of salty mushroom soup and pouring it over raw chicken in a crock pot is NOT cooking. Embellishing the flavor of Cool Whip with extract does not make you a chef any more than drawing a house on a piece of paper makes you a carpenter. Please. Ol’ Aunt Sandy wouldn’t know a moist piece of chicken if it clucked in her ear and then bit her on the ass.
KFC will be giving away free pieces of their grilled chicken on April 27th. Personally, I wouldn’t eat it if you paid me – but your mileage may vary. Enjoy.
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