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The Guy Fieri Doucheometer Part 2
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We all know Guy Fieri is a douche. Sometimes, he is a bigger douch than others. Due to this unpredictability, we’ve come up with a handy Guy Fieri Doucheometer that scientifically measures the level of douche in each photograph. Enjoy.
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---Guy Fieri Finally Ends Up Where He Belongs
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6 Responses
Man, I hate Guy Fieri. He stands for mid-life crises, shitty chain restaurants, obesity, and peppiness. All of these things are horrible. Eat it, Guy Fieri.
Heehee. I love these. “… scientifically measures…” too funny. That last picture, omg! Quite the Gene Simmons tongue you got goin’ on there, Guy. As they say back in the Dakotas, Lord-a-mercy!
I wonder what his breath smells like…
Seriously, you are going to need a bigger Doucheometer for all things Fi-etti.
He looks like he stinks to holy hell!
Guy Rules. He is fun to watch. His personality is off the hook