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VIDEO: First Look At Paula Deen’s New Furniture Line

Published on: April 26, 2009 – 9:06 am by Jillian Madison Comment

Paula Deen launched her new furniture line today, and guess what? She did it because she cares about us, guys! Paula explained, “if you see something in my home and you love it, I want you to be able to have it.” How considerate of her!

All snark aside, the curio cabinet and the dining room table looked nice, but she can keep whatever the hell THESE are:

paula-deen-plates

One more thing: is Paula Deen reading Food Network Humor? She uttered 3 complete sentences, with nary a Y’ALL in sight! Video below:



Other posts on Food Network Humor:

---Paula Deen Getting Her Own (Wait For It…) FURNITURE LINE
---Paula Deen Has Her Own Line Of Mac and Cheese
---Paula Deen Getting Her Own Line Of Serta Mattresses
---Paula Deen and Kathy Griffin (With Video)
---Paula Deen Launching Designer Paper Products Line







  1. Amelia
    April 26th, 2009

    Paula Deen’s merchandise is ridiculously overpriced . This cow is a greedy bitch . And , hey isn’t she involved in some kind of lawsuit with the Nitches company for double dealing them and distributing her products with another company outside of her exclusive contract with the Nitches company ?

  2. April March
    April 26th, 2009

    “if you see something in my home and you love it, I want you to be able to have it.”

    Then why doesn’t she just tell us where she got hers instead of creating her own line of furniture. Oh, I forgot, she wouldn’t make any $$$$ off of it then.

  3. April 26th, 2009

    I’m waiting for her line of caskets. Whenever the lid is opened or closed, you will hear a cheery “Hi y’all!” while a stick of butter shoots out.

  4. Tatiana
    April 26th, 2009

    Haha, that’s a really funny visual!

  5. Nancy
    April 27th, 2009

    Who the hell wants that country bumpkin sh*t anymore? YUCK!

  6. elsie moore
    April 29th, 2009

    sounds like a bunch of jealous bitch’es to me, you should work so hard for your money. don’t you know a lady when you see and hear one, come on girls, grow up

  7. Betsy
    April 30th, 2009

    Oh honey are YOU a deluded Deen groupie drinking kool-aid !A LADY doesn’t shit in her driveway , moon people , act like a horny old slut and have a ten year long affair with a married man …. GET REAL !

  8. May 13th, 2009

    Give the lady credit, she worked to get where she is today,& she is a good cook, some good recipes!

  9. Jamie
    August 23rd, 2009

    Gimme a Break Ya’ll. if given the opportunity each one of you would do this to make a few dollars. It is called strike while the iron is hot. And as for the Lady comments, My mom (who is a Southern lady) once told me if u cant say anything nice dont say anything at all. We have all done things we arent proud of, and cetainly want the world to know it on us. Give Paula credit for telling it on herself, so we would know that she was a “human Lady” who has made the same mistakes as others!

  10. Mary & Danielle
    September 27th, 2009

    We saw the Paula Deen line at a local furniture store; It was well made and lovely. It was not overpriced but absolutely within line of other competing brands such as Lane or Thomasville. We wish Paula and her team much continued success…

  11. December 16th, 2009

    We showcase the Paula Deen Furniture line at Furniture Barn, and we are extremely happy with the quality of the Universal and Craftmaster line.

  12. marti thompson
    January 21st, 2010

    I love paula deen.I have her cook wear and love it .I make all her recipes. She is a dream come true.Down to eath just like myself.I;m a country bumping and love it

  13. marti thompson
    January 21st, 2010

    I love Paula Deen shes a country girl and so am I. You go girl

  14. May 14th, 2010

    yuck. Maybe it’s the city slicker in me but i hate this country look. No offense! I just think it’s dated.

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