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VIDEO: First Look At Paula Deen’s New Furniture Line
Posted on April 26th 2009 by Jillian Madison

Paula Deen launched her new furniture line today, and guess what? She did it because she cares about us, guys! Paula explained, “if you see something in my home and you love it, I want you to be able to have it.” How considerate of her!

All snark aside, the curio cabinet and the dining room table looked nice, but she can keep whatever the hell THESE are:

paula-deen-plates

One more thing: is Paula Deen reading Food Network Humor? She uttered 3 complete sentences, with nary a Y’ALL in sight! Video below:


Other posts on Food Network Humor:

---Paula Deen Getting Her Own (Wait For It…) FURNITURE LINE
---Paula Deen Has Her Own Line Of Mac and Cheese
---Paula Deen Getting Her Own Line Of Serta Mattresses
---Paula Deen and Kathy Griffin (With Video)
---Paula Deen Launching Designer Paper Products Line

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  1. Amelia says:
    April 26, 2009 at 10:17 am

    Paula Deen’s merchandise is ridiculously overpriced . This cow is a greedy bitch . And , hey isn’t she involved in some kind of lawsuit with the Nitches company for double dealing them and distributing her products with another company outside of her exclusive contract with the Nitches company ?

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  2. April March says:
    April 26, 2009 at 11:58 am

    “if you see something in my home and you love it, I want you to be able to have it.”

    Then why doesn’t she just tell us where she got hers instead of creating her own line of furniture. Oh, I forgot, she wouldn’t make any $$$$ off of it then.

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  3. Hairball says:
    April 26, 2009 at 7:37 pm

    I’m waiting for her line of caskets. Whenever the lid is opened or closed, you will hear a cheery “Hi y’all!” while a stick of butter shoots out.

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  4. Tatiana says:
    April 26, 2009 at 8:31 pm

    Haha, that’s a really funny visual!

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  5. Nancy says:
    April 27, 2009 at 2:34 pm

    Who the hell wants that country bumpkin sh*t anymore? YUCK!

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  6. elsie moore says:
    April 29, 2009 at 6:48 pm

    sounds like a bunch of jealous bitch’es to me, you should work so hard for your money. don’t you know a lady when you see and hear one, come on girls, grow up

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    • pj says:
      January 6, 2012 at 2:21 pm

      Amen..get over it…and there is nothing wrong with country. People seem to think that blogs are just for slaming people…grow up.

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  7. Betsy says:
    April 30, 2009 at 8:12 am

    Oh honey are YOU a deluded Deen groupie drinking kool-aid !A LADY doesn’t shit in her driveway , moon people , act like a horny old slut and have a ten year long affair with a married man …. GET REAL !

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  8. Terry says:
    May 13, 2009 at 7:17 pm

    Give the lady credit, she worked to get where she is today,& she is a good cook, some good recipes!

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  9. Jamie says:
    August 23, 2009 at 8:50 pm

    Gimme a Break Ya’ll. if given the opportunity each one of you would do this to make a few dollars. It is called strike while the iron is hot. And as for the Lady comments, My mom (who is a Southern lady) once told me if u cant say anything nice dont say anything at all. We have all done things we arent proud of, and cetainly want the world to know it on us. Give Paula credit for telling it on herself, so we would know that she was a “human Lady” who has made the same mistakes as others!

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  10. Mary & Danielle says:
    September 27, 2009 at 3:49 pm

    We saw the Paula Deen line at a local furniture store; It was well made and lovely. It was not overpriced but absolutely within line of other competing brands such as Lane or Thomasville. We wish Paula and her team much continued success…

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  11. Furniture Barn says:
    December 16, 2009 at 2:59 pm

    We showcase the Paula Deen Furniture line at Furniture Barn, and we are extremely happy with the quality of the Universal and Craftmaster line.

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  12. marti thompson says:
    January 21, 2010 at 8:01 am

    I love paula deen.I have her cook wear and love it .I make all her recipes. She is a dream come true.Down to eath just like myself.I;m a country bumping and love it

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  13. marti thompson says:
    January 21, 2010 at 8:02 am

    I love Paula Deen shes a country girl and so am I. You go girl

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  14. Hot Tamale says:
    May 14, 2010 at 3:39 pm

    yuck. Maybe it’s the city slicker in me but i hate this country look. No offense! I just think it’s dated.

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  15. Bambi says:
    January 13, 2011 at 5:48 pm

    I was going ot buy a few pieces of the furniture but found it’s made in China. Sorry Paula, but I am an American that likes to support my fellow Americans. The south is filled with furniture makers – most of which have families to feed. I will buy only furniture made here in the good ol’ USA.

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  16. Jeff says:
    June 8, 2011 at 9:38 pm

    Cmon Y’all! You know if yous from the souf, then you’s a honest person! Y’all should know dat! Shes just a big old beastly greedy bitch who sticks her name on anything with a check attatched to it. She would sell her chirren if it came with a paycheck.

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    • pj says:
      January 6, 2012 at 2:25 pm

      Jeff , you are an A** to say the least…the war was over years ago…and not everyone in the South talks as you would like everyone to believe…btw I’ve heard some northern people that could slaughter the English language too.

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