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VIDEO: Paula Deen Talking About Her Gross Eye Infection
Posted on April 24th 2009 by Jillian Madison

Paula Deen’s got a nasty eye infection, y’all. Apparently, the oil glands around her eyes are infected and clogged, and she has to “squeeze the oil out of her eyes” multiple times a day. One thing’s for sure: I would have been mighty grossed out had I been sitting in the front row of that theater. I’ll take “CONTAGIOUS” for $500 please, Alex.

Get well soon, Paula!


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    17 Responses

  1. Missy says:
    April 24, 2009 at 8:35 pm

    Could it be all that BUTTER causing the oils to excrete from Paula’s eyes??

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  2. Mister Jimmy says:
    April 24, 2009 at 9:37 pm

    Why not just drop your trousers, moon them, let them see your thong? You are a baboon’s butt, lady.

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  3. Automne says:
    April 24, 2009 at 9:45 pm

    Gross.

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  4. Tatiana says:
    April 24, 2009 at 10:38 pm

    Good grief, didn’t anyone ever teach her what passes for polite conversation in society? What a vulgar woman.

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  5. Kittykitty says:
    April 24, 2009 at 11:56 pm

    Ewww, gross. I didn’t even know eyes had oil glands. Why did she feel compelled to tell this to a room full of people?

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  6. Lynn says:
    April 25, 2009 at 4:17 am

    More importantly why would sane people pay a fortune to see her ?

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  7. Byrdie says:
    April 25, 2009 at 8:49 am

    I hope this wasn’t part of the $100 a plate luncheon. YUK.

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  8. April March says:
    April 25, 2009 at 10:26 am

    Ewwww, gross to the nth degree! Why is it that older people love to tell you about their eye infections, constipation, gas, post nasal drip, etc. If I paid good money to hear someone speak, I would be totally revolted, disappointed, and disgusted if that was included in even a small part of the talk. But then again, I wouldn’t part with my hard-earned money to listen to Pauler since she’s morphed into such a buffoon.

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  9. KBe says:
    April 26, 2009 at 2:43 am

    thank god she didn’t have a yeast infection …..
    she is so beyond disgusting
    i LOATHE her.

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  10. robert says:
    April 26, 2009 at 4:28 pm

    Revolting! I’m going to go hurl now!

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  11. Mike in Detroit says:
    April 27, 2009 at 9:50 am

    I too wonder why anyone would pay a cent to hear her speak.

    Is this part of the Deen cult at work ?

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  12. Uncle Bubba says:
    April 28, 2009 at 10:37 am

    bahahah. she was the honorary chair at the race for the cure in savannah this month… complete with references to her bunions and ass dimples.

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  13. Kyle says:
    April 28, 2009 at 9:53 pm

    Wow…I sure am glad she didn’t have one of those “girl” thangs going on, ya’ll.
    If she shared a story like that…..I’d be hacking up fur balls…..

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  14. Georgi says:
    April 29, 2009 at 12:07 pm

    How about when she’s cooking and keeps licking and sucking food off her fingers, then continues to handle the food with those same unclean, contaminated fingers.

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  15. Faye says:
    April 30, 2009 at 2:17 pm

    She was telling us about her eye infection in New York too. And then she kissed a small puppy from the audience – gross.

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  16. Byrdie says:
    April 30, 2009 at 4:03 pm

    Did the puppy pee on her to make her feel at home? And why would anyone PAY to see this woman? I don’t get it.

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  17. L says:
    December 19, 2009 at 10:44 pm

    It’s called a stye. It’s like pink eye, except not contagious. I used to get them all the time (and not from sticking my hands in butter and rubbing them all over my eyes). But I don’t recall ever announcing it to a large group of people….gross.

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