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VIDEO: Paula Deen Talking About Her Gross Eye Infection
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Paula Deen’s got a nasty eye infection, y’all. Apparently, the oil glands around her eyes are infected and clogged, and she has to “squeeze the oil out of her eyes” multiple times a day. One thing’s for sure: I would have been mighty grossed out had I been sitting in the front row of that theater. I’ll take “CONTAGIOUS” for $500 please, Alex.
Get well soon, Paula!
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17 Responses
Could it be all that BUTTER causing the oils to excrete from Paula’s eyes??
Why not just drop your trousers, moon them, let them see your thong? You are a baboon’s butt, lady.
Gross.
Good grief, didn’t anyone ever teach her what passes for polite conversation in society? What a vulgar woman.
Ewww, gross. I didn’t even know eyes had oil glands. Why did she feel compelled to tell this to a room full of people?
More importantly why would sane people pay a fortune to see her ?
I hope this wasn’t part of the $100 a plate luncheon. YUK.
Ewwww, gross to the nth degree! Why is it that older people love to tell you about their eye infections, constipation, gas, post nasal drip, etc. If I paid good money to hear someone speak, I would be totally revolted, disappointed, and disgusted if that was included in even a small part of the talk. But then again, I wouldn’t part with my hard-earned money to listen to Pauler since she’s morphed into such a buffoon.
thank god she didn’t have a yeast infection …..
she is so beyond disgusting
i LOATHE her.
Revolting! I’m going to go hurl now!
I too wonder why anyone would pay a cent to hear her speak.
Is this part of the Deen cult at work ?
bahahah. she was the honorary chair at the race for the cure in savannah this month… complete with references to her bunions and ass dimples.
Wow…I sure am glad she didn’t have one of those “girl” thangs going on, ya’ll.
If she shared a story like that…..I’d be hacking up fur balls…..
How about when she’s cooking and keeps licking and sucking food off her fingers, then continues to handle the food with those same unclean, contaminated fingers.
She was telling us about her eye infection in New York too. And then she kissed a small puppy from the audience – gross.
Did the puppy pee on her to make her feel at home? And why would anyone PAY to see this woman? I don’t get it.
It’s called a stye. It’s like pink eye, except not contagious. I used to get them all the time (and not from sticking my hands in butter and rubbing them all over my eyes). But I don’t recall ever announcing it to a large group of people….gross.