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VIDEO: Paula Deen Talking About Her Gross Eye Infection

Published on: April 24, 2009 – 7:07 pm by Jillian Madison Comment

Paula Deen’s got a nasty eye infection, y’all. Apparently, the oil glands around her eyes are infected and clogged, and she has to “squeeze the oil out of her eyes” multiple times a day. One thing’s for sure: I would have been mighty grossed out had I been sitting in the front row of that theater. I’ll take “CONTAGIOUS” for $500 please, Alex.

Get well soon, Paula!



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  1. April 24th, 2009

    Could it be all that BUTTER causing the oils to excrete from Paula’s eyes??

  2. avatar Mister Jimmy
    April 24th, 2009

    Why not just drop your trousers, moon them, let them see your thong? You are a baboon’s butt, lady.

  3. avatar Automne
  4. avatar Tatiana
    April 24th, 2009

    Good grief, didn’t anyone ever teach her what passes for polite conversation in society? What a vulgar woman.

  5. avatar Kittykitty
    April 24th, 2009

    Ewww, gross. I didn’t even know eyes had oil glands. Why did she feel compelled to tell this to a room full of people?

  6. avatar Lynn
    April 25th, 2009

    More importantly why would sane people pay a fortune to see her ?

  7. avatar Byrdie
    April 25th, 2009

    I hope this wasn’t part of the $100 a plate luncheon. YUK.

  8. avatar April March
    April 25th, 2009

    Ewwww, gross to the nth degree! Why is it that older people love to tell you about their eye infections, constipation, gas, post nasal drip, etc. If I paid good money to hear someone speak, I would be totally revolted, disappointed, and disgusted if that was included in even a small part of the talk. But then again, I wouldn’t part with my hard-earned money to listen to Pauler since she’s morphed into such a buffoon.

  9. avatar KBe
    April 26th, 2009

    thank god she didn’t have a yeast infection …..
    she is so beyond disgusting
    i LOATHE her.

  10. avatar robert
    April 26th, 2009

    Revolting! I’m going to go hurl now!

  11. avatar Mike in Detroit
    April 27th, 2009

    I too wonder why anyone would pay a cent to hear her speak.

    Is this part of the Deen cult at work ?

  12. avatar Uncle Bubba
    April 28th, 2009

    bahahah. she was the honorary chair at the race for the cure in savannah this month… complete with references to her bunions and ass dimples.

  13. avatar Kyle
    April 28th, 2009

    Wow…I sure am glad she didn’t have one of those “girl” thangs going on, ya’ll.
    If she shared a story like that…..I’d be hacking up fur balls…..

  14. avatar Georgi
    April 29th, 2009

    How about when she’s cooking and keeps licking and sucking food off her fingers, then continues to handle the food with those same unclean, contaminated fingers.

  15. avatar Faye
    April 30th, 2009

    She was telling us about her eye infection in New York too. And then she kissed a small puppy from the audience – gross.

  16. avatar Byrdie
    April 30th, 2009

    Did the puppy pee on her to make her feel at home? And why would anyone PAY to see this woman? I don’t get it.

  17. avatar L
    December 19th, 2009

    It’s called a stye. It’s like pink eye, except not contagious. I used to get them all the time (and not from sticking my hands in butter and rubbing them all over my eyes). But I don’t recall ever announcing it to a large group of people….gross.

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