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VIDEO: Paula Deen’s House On Cribs
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Quick thoughts:
1.Interesting behind-the-scenes look at Paula’s home, where “Paula’s Best Dishes” is filmed for the Food Network.
2. Was it absolutely vital for the camera to do all those spin moves? I feel like I just got off Space Mountain.
3. Somebody get her Ceasar Milan’s number. Her dogs are cute, but they pee and poop in the house, wherever they darn well please.
4. “I’m not impressed by fancy cars. But come over here and look at my $100k Mercedes, and my husband’s $100k Lexus!”
5. Her house is really gorgeous. As my grandmother used to say, “all you need is money, honey.”
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38 Responses
What the–I would have thought that house was gorgeous, if not for the pet bombs. That woman makes more money in a year than I’ll make in my entire life, and she can’t buy some housetraining for her dogs?
And I know you need a lot of makeup to show up on camera…but that woman is quite possi
Arrrrgh, stupid keyboard shortcut posted my comment before I was ready! Let me finish:
I know you need a lot of makeup to show up on camera…but that woman is quite possibly wearing the ENTIRE bottle of foundation over her fake tan.
Ugh, she needs to lay off the spray tan! Agreed, DKM! On constant “terd alert?” That’s just unacceptable. One of the dogs peed on the doggie steps right in front of the camera. Imagine the stink in there!
HOLY SHIT, that camera work. It honestly made me dizzy.
But, I loved what little I saw.
I’ve lived in the South for a long, long time and I have NEVER heard as many Y’all’s in the past 30 years as I heard from her mouth in one of her shows. NOBODY talks like that ever. And what up with the dogs? OMG. Talk about stinking up a house. MMMM…let’s all go to Paula’s house for some dinner and poop smell. Yuk. I guess it just goes to show ya that money doesn’t equate to being classy. UGH.
The best part of that craptastic crib was the smokehouse and the Nissan 350z. I’m not a big fan of the cluttered country look but then when you add 5 little bladder incontinent ankle biter dogs to the mix and that’s a hell no YALL. That woman bugs the snot out of me and she is far too old for all the sexual innuendos.
Byrdie, you are so right — you can not buy class! Well said.
I wonder if that’s the same driveway that she took a shit in and left it for her niece to find …
Back the bus up….. what are you talking about Lynn!?
Heather, y’all are just too kind, y’all. Y’all knows y’all know I need to call them, y’all, as I see ‘em, y’all….
Jillian , duringone of her “Paula Live ” shows at the opening of her buffet restaurant in a casino in Tunica, Miss. , she bragged about not being able to make it to the bathroom and so she pulled her pants down and took a shit in her driveway at her house . She left it there and her niece Corrie came up and found it .Paula thought that was hilarious !
Oh. My. God.
How have I never heard that story?! I think I’m scarred for life. Excuse me, I have to go join her niece Corrie in therapy.
There is no way I would let all those dogs poop and pee in my house. Personally, I would ban them from the house until they learned to poop/pee outside. Maybe they could learn to go to the bathroom outside from watching Paula use the driveway as her personal toilet. The whole thing with the dogs is disgusting. I wonder, do they pee/poop in the bed?If they do, I feel sorry for Michael.
Thank god that piece didn’t last any longer. I was getting nauseous with that spinning camera – I could barely see the house to make a judgement as to its beauty!
And if you want hear another doozy, I read elsewhere a while ago that at one of her live shows she talked about looking up her Catholic priest, brother-in-law’s shorts one day and getting a glimpse of his ‘family jewels’ (those are my words, not hers – or maybe they were her words, I don’t remember).
The words classless, tacky, and crude come immediately to mind.
I thought the house was beautiful. I thought the dogs were beautiful. I loved it.
My little sister, Lacy and older brother Ethan don’t like it. I thought it was wonderful.
Yea, too bad there is no smell-o-vision.
Hmmmm, hmmm! Smell that! Nothing like the smell of fresh dog feces masked by the scent of a heavily floral Glade product.
Well, Y’ALL HAD to watch the episode and bitch about it all, yet what do all your homes look like? That’s what makes Paula well liked because she doesn’t care. Paula is building several NEW and BIGGER homes in Savannah, all on one lot. Been there, Seen them! By the way, the lexus and Mercedes only cost half the stated that the MORON posted up there. Look into your cars! Please! You all need some education!
Tony! Your sense of humor is great! Pretending to really like that trailer trash of a family and, this is the real knee slapper, pretending that having money makes you classy!! Wow. Oh, thanks a million for the laughs!!
No prob! Glad to make you laugh! ‘Cause that’s what I was doing the whole time!
The funny thing is she’s been successful, and it just goes to show you that it doesn’t matter about class. Funny how you’ve LIVED in the South for “A LONG LONG time”….Umm how about some numerical figures?! A long long time could be 6 months to you! Come ON!
Gads, you are a funny funny person!! Money without class equals success?!? Wait, I have to get a tissue to wipe the tears from laughing so hard……phew..that was funny!! Oh, and I’ve been in the south for 40 plus years.
We have seen this episode DOZENS of times and it never gets old, since recently I have actually stooood in front of that house the DAY BEFORE the cribs shooting…I can say this, her boys are sweet as pie in person, she and her husband are too…class is class, and she has plenty of it….in fact last night we were up till midnight watching all the old TIVO’d recorded episodes…loved every minute of it….
Hey Byrdie why don’t u go tweet somewhere that is at least up to UR level…..since Paula IS SOOOOO trashy. I guess a mother of two who has made it up in the world by working hard, hardly relaxing, making people happy, having a good time doing it is sooooo uncivilized…try a new forum.
Hey, J. Stone! Who pissed on your post toasties? And I believe I am in the proper forum for laughing at the rich and clueless…
Well Im middle class and smart….so that being said, I am in the proper forum for giving props to the only famous woman I believe deserves what she has and is rightfully made it well for herself. No one pissed off my post toasties….just snarled my sarcasam.
btw Tony….enjoyed ur posts very much…where r u from? ~~~we have paula in common…
Thanks J.Stone! Looks like lil’ ole’ Byrdy has a cat after her! Ha ha! Talk about class! That’s all that “bird” talks about! Must be wishin’ she had some.
Paula might be a nice lady, but she’s certainly not a member of the culinary elite. Furthermore, her style is annoying, and her food will kill you.
Jun…everything this world has to offer will kill u….food,drinks, cars, breathing…at least enjoy the things that make u smile and as far as her being part of the culinary elite…that really HAD ME LAUGHING….are u kidding me????? I a piece of toast on a plate with a sliver of a veggie, and a slice of meat followed by a preeeeeetttty garnish and a simple sauce means everyone else is amongst the ELITE…count me out and sit me down to the deen table, at least if I keel over on the table it will be with a smile on my face.
But I will die happy! A car can kill you too.
Tony and J. Stone. You both are world class idiots. Go scamper off to the Paula Deen Fan Club where you belong.
Oh don’t be so hurt that we are fans of someone us despise..how sad for u. Nasty words, tisk tisk, I can say I have met her and her family, visited all of her homes, and can say from first hand experience my forum friend….U ARE A CLASSLESS MORON.
And to anyone who lives in Savannah, ur city is beautiful and amazing..had a wonderful time there…River Street at night (and day) holds countless memories. Coming from Napa Valley area in California where I live…it was a wonderful charming city, hospitality was second to none and the food….lemme tell u…..Tybee Island has the best crab stop ever…
J. Stone. I’m not hurt by you morons, just terribly annoyed. And I won’t waste my time acknowledging your nonsense any longer.
This disgusting poop in the driveway
does not surpise me. When she stands
on the sideboard to piss in the kitchen
sink, her poor staff has to not only
wipr jer footptints off the sideboard,
but disinfect the sink. “FEH”
“Well yall see ah jes kudn’t makeit
all the way to the tawlet and mah
stepp ladda was rat bah the synk so
yall, ah jes stepped rat up thaya and
took me a little pee”
Hey yall, you ready to go to Tunica? Let’s go eat some good eatin.
Just a brief question for everyone arguing here. Why, exactly, are the people who dislike paula wasting their time watching her and why are the ones who do enjoy her show arguing with thos who dont? Honestly folks, everyone is going to have an opinion whether we agree with the opinion or not.