Archives for "May, 2009"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 31st May 2009

25 Ugly Food Tattoos (What Were They Thinking?!)

Posted by Jillian Madison on 31st May 2009

Sandra Lee Regressing Back To Her Old Color Coordinated Ways

Tacky tablescapes: out. Color-coordinated countertops: in! On last week’s episode of Money Saving Meals, everything was green. This week, everything was blue. Blue shirt. Blue flowers. Blue cupcakes. Blue tchotskes. At one point, I was half expecting Papa Smurf to pop out from behind the stand mixer and start browning some onions. It was that [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 30th May 2009

25 Funny Food Quotes

Diet Coke with lemon – didn’t that used to be called Pledge? Jay Leno We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons. Alfred E. Newman The woman just ahead of you at the supermarket checkout has all the delectable groceries you [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 30th May 2009

English Canned Goods

Anyone in the mood for some big saucy bangers or some red hot ballz?

Posted by Jillian Madison on 29th May 2009

VIDEO: Funny Alton Brown Commercial

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