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25 Ugly Food Tattoos (What Were They Thinking?!)
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  1. Shannon says:

    the guy with the McDonald’s all over his body is ridiculous–he looks like Buffalo Bill from Silence of Lambs HAHA

  2. Kathy says:

    What were they thinking?!

  3. Steffi says:

    But, but, but…why?

  4. Lee says:

    I like a lot of those. Haha.

  5. Jon McKenzie says:

    Okay, we got at least one die-hard Bourdainhead in the bunch. I have to say, though, the pig butchery map is very cool.

  6. Teague says:

    I like these because they are on other people.

  7. scot says:

    some people are such fucking idiots.

  8. valerie says:

    At least they have more meaning than the dumbass stars, hearts, and chinese letters that most people have tattooed these days! I love the McDonalds guy who looks like he’s been on a 3-day long coke bender!

  9. Teague says:

    That would explain the tattoos.

  10. dafeedil says:

    Wow. I like the girl with all the “meat” tattooed all over her back. Ummm, yeah, who DOESN’T like meat?

  11. Brown Sugar says:

    I agree with Jon McKenzie, the pork map is very nice. Is the McDonald’s guy wearing eye shadow?

  12. Byrdie says:

    I’m trying to figure out how a cupcake on a toilet is relevant. Anybody know?

  13. HeWhoseNameMustNotBeSpoken says:

    @Shannon – LOL that is EXACTLY what I thought when I saw this guy’s pic…Buffalo Bill indeed…fucking hillarious!!

    “It puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again!!”

  14. April March says:

    Please tell me that those tattoos are the peel on/wash off kind. PLEASE!

  15. Nutmeg Nanny says:

    The “Guilty of being delicious” tattoo looks like the hot dog is having a lot of fun with his “mustard” bottle….

  16. a says:

    some of these are so bad they’re good.

  17. Kyle says:

    The guilty of being delicious tattoo is amazing. A Minor Threat and hot dog combination tribute tattoo?? Brilliant.

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  19. matt says:

    I like the pig one a lot.

  20. wasabi prime says:

    Oh… laughing… too hard…gaaaaaaaaaaah!!! I especially love the ones on the bellies. As if to say “This Belly Is Brought to You by Popeye’s Chicken.”

  21. alisha says:

    i dig the pork primal cuts diagram.

  22. karen says:

    Love the pig diagram!

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  24. tommyjr says:

    Ketchup on a hot dog? Gross.

  25. nicole says:

    let’s just say it’s obvious some of them like food (and I’m not just talking about the tattoo)

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  29. Julia Johnson says:

    Wouldn’t be my choice, but some of these — the pig one, especially — are kinda nice….

  30. runner0722 says:

    would never be my choice…but then again…people look at my ink and probably think the same thing…to each his(or her) own…

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  32. Jennifer says:

    I am fan of most of these fast food joints but would I EVER tattoo that shyt on me???

    Uh, no! So not that serious!

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  35. Bridget says:

    Kudos to these people for their fun tattoos and not taking themselves too seriously.

    All the rest of you, get a grip.

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  39. salemslot9 says:

    they must’ve lost a bet

  40. Maya says:

    I can say for sure, knowing the guy with the Cracker Barrel tattoo and having several food oriented tattoos myself, that these folks have some silly ideas……..but what’s so wrong with that? We do what we want.

  41. starbrite says:

    i’m the owner of the Cracker Barrel tattoo, and I think it’s pretty awesome. ;)

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  43. Ashleigh says:

    hahaha these tats are so bad they’re great. I love them. Much more interesting than the boring same old shit – nautical stars, tribal, butterflies, chinese symbols…. bla!

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  47. Ross says:

    You’d think the people who post this blog would do their homework and check out the copyright of pictures. They have used an image of mine which they don’t have permission to use. Bad form guys!

  48. Erin says:

    i bet you most of the tattoos with actual brand names were for advertising, alot of places are paying people to advertise with tattoos

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