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25 Ugly Food Tattoos (What Were They Thinking?!)
Published on: May 31, 2009 – 8:36 pm by Jillian Madison 
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the guy with the McDonald’s all over his body is ridiculous–he looks like Buffalo Bill from Silence of Lambs HAHA
What were they thinking?!
But, but, but…why?
I like a lot of those. Haha.
I have fast food on my gut and love handles, but it’s not a tattoo.
Okay, we got at least one die-hard Bourdainhead in the bunch. I have to say, though, the pig butchery map is very cool.
I like these because they are on other people.
some people are such fucking idiots.
At least they have more meaning than the dumbass stars, hearts, and chinese letters that most people have tattooed these days! I love the McDonalds guy who looks like he’s been on a 3-day long coke bender!
That would explain the tattoos.
Wow. I like the girl with all the “meat” tattooed all over her back. Ummm, yeah, who DOESN’T like meat?
I agree with Jon McKenzie, the pork map is very nice. Is the McDonald’s guy wearing eye shadow?
I’m trying to figure out how a cupcake on a toilet is relevant. Anybody know?
@Shannon – LOL that is EXACTLY what I thought when I saw this guy’s pic…Buffalo Bill indeed…fucking hillarious!!
“It puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again!!”
Please tell me that those tattoos are the peel on/wash off kind. PLEASE!
The “Guilty of being delicious” tattoo looks like the hot dog is having a lot of fun with his “mustard” bottle….
some of these are so bad they’re good.
The guilty of being delicious tattoo is amazing. A Minor Threat and hot dog combination tribute tattoo?? Brilliant.
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I like the pig one a lot.
Oh… laughing… too hard…gaaaaaaaaaaah!!! I especially love the ones on the bellies. As if to say “This Belly Is Brought to You by Popeye’s Chicken.”
i dig the pork primal cuts diagram.
Love the pig diagram!
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Ketchup on a hot dog? Gross.
let’s just say it’s obvious some of them like food (and I’m not just talking about the tattoo)
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Wouldn’t be my choice, but some of these — the pig one, especially — are kinda nice….
would never be my choice…but then again…people look at my ink and probably think the same thing…to each his(or her) own…
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I am fan of most of these fast food joints but would I EVER tattoo that shyt on me???
Uh, no! So not that serious!
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I bet these are the funnest 25 people to party with in the whole world. Who do you want to knock back a Jameson with? The guy with the tribal “frattoo” or the dude with a “dolphin, lettuce and tomato” sandwich?
These people rule.
Kudos to these people for their fun tattoos and not taking themselves too seriously.
All the rest of you, get a grip.
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they must’ve lost a bet
I can say for sure, knowing the guy with the Cracker Barrel tattoo and having several food oriented tattoos myself, that these folks have some silly ideas……..but what’s so wrong with that? We do what we want.
i’m the owner of the Cracker Barrel tattoo, and I think it’s pretty awesome. ;)
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hahaha these tats are so bad they’re great. I love them. Much more interesting than the boring same old shit – nautical stars, tribal, butterflies, chinese symbols…. bla!
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You’d think the people who post this blog would do their homework and check out the copyright of pictures. They have used an image of mine which they don’t have permission to use. Bad form guys!
i bet you most of the tattoos with actual brand names were for advertising, alot of places are paying people to advertise with tattoos