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Amazon Product Recommendations: Sandra Lee Cookbook Edition
Posted on May 12th 2009 by Jillian Madison

    12 Responses

  1. Teague says:

    like the idea of needing a chef jacket to cook food.

  2. orchidgal says:

    You forgot the pixie sticks. And the assorted flavored vodkas. And the gift card for the fabric store…

  3. Lana says:

    Truck balls? Yee Gods, where’d ya get that one?!? *smiling* Sounds like the White Trash Mom Handbook might also be a suggested buy, hmmm?
    http://www.amazon.com/White-Trash-Mom-Handbook-Assimilation/dp/0312371225

  4. Megan says:

    And the VODKA!

  5. Tatiana says:

    Don’t forget the 36-pack of Cool Whip topping.

  6. Hairball says:

    She also needs a big box of empty IV solution bags so she can hurry up and get that vodka in her veins.

  7. Byrdie says:

    Franzia!! MMMM!!! An hour ago was a good year!

  8. JC says:

    Love it.

  9. Turtle says:

    Was that an actual screencap? I’ve been laughing for the last two minutes. The truck balls are one thing, but that Imodium AD was the kicker.

  10. Jillian Madison says:

    It was not an actual screen cap… I made it. :)

  11. Turtle says:

    It’s still damn funny…

  12. Nutmeg Nanny says:

    Boxed wine and truck balls is all you really need to get through life…haha.

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