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Dear Food Network Grilling: Guy Fieri Episode Recap
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Once upon a time, in an $8,000/month loft somewhere in Greenwich Village, a Food Network executive had an unfortunate epiphany: “HEY, WE SHOULD SEND GUY FIERI TO CABO SAN LUCAS, FILM HIS STUPID ADVENTURES, AND PUT IT ON TELEVISION!” And just like that, Guy loaded his suitcase with every piece of hideous Knuckle Sandwich apparel in his wardrobe and boarded the next plane to Mexico faster than Sunny Anderson could remind us she’s an “army brat.”
If you missed the episode, here’s a quick photo recap:
Guy made a grand entrance on what can only be described as the world’s unluckiest horse. He then spent many minutes sweating and screaming into the camera, before ultimately cooking some truly disgusting looking scrambled eggs in a muffin tin on the grill.
Meanwhile, Aaron McCargo was back in NYC, choking on the cold, hard reality that none of the Food Network executives wanted to pay for him to go to Mexico. So, while the bigger stars were sipping drinks out of coconuts by the pool, he was stuck playing Kenneth The Page and orchestrating tours of the Food Network studios. Aaron swallowed his bitterness long enough to fake having a good time with some random woman, but it was clear he really just wanted to restrain her to a chair with his oversized hoop earrings and hop on the next flight out of town. Heads, Carolina. Tails, Camden.
To add salt to Aaron McCargo’s wounds, the Food Network flew two of Guy Fieri’s “biggest fans” out to Cabo to hang out with him (and by “biggest fans” I’m referring to a married couple that made no specific mention of Guy Fieri in the video they sent into the Food Network; they simply made a general inquiry about grilled chicken). They ate some tacos, visited some bars, and talked to some locals. They even got to hang out at a bonfire party with some of Guy Fieri’s drunk, loser-y friends who still think it’s cool to wear sunglasses at night.
Ah yes! My dream vacation indeed!
Stay tuned – our photo recap for Dear Food Network Grilling: Day 2 will be up shortly.
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28 Responses
UUUUUUGGHHHH!!! Guy does NOT need to be wearing sleeveless shirts! I don’t care if he’s in Mexico!
His sweat is not going to add any flavor to the food.
Oh, and I do truly feel sorry for that horse.
Aaron McCargo, Ted Allen, and Aida Mollenkamp all had to stay behind in NYC and do lame bits while Guy was partying in Cabo! Shows you right there who brings the big money into the Food Network pockets.
I saw that episode on Monday. I can’t believe no one mentioned the disgusting looking Cabo Wabo cocktail Guy made. Sorry to be graphic, but it looked like vomit in a glass.
Those grilled eggs he cooked looked pretty sick, too. Sure, you technically CAN grill eggs, but… I’ll be sticking to my frying pan, thank you very much.
Food Network should ban him from wearing his disgustingly ugly Knuckle Sandwich outfits. He had on the jacket, the gross tank top, the wristbands… um, why are they letting him advertise his junk for free? I don’t want to see it.
12 morons standing around wearing sunglasses and holding shots of tequila? That party looks weeeeak!
I know I mentioned this in another related topic, but I have to do it again. The part near the end, at the party, got to me. Guy had people jumping over the fire there. Just as one person in jumping over it, Guy spits alcohol (I assume it was alcohol) on the fire, making it flare up. Not only did he nearly burn the guy, but he spit on him, too. Nice one, Guy.
Do you know of anyone who would buy his knuckle sandwich line of garbage ? Me neither.
I can only see a feeble minded person buying this. I understand branding. I get the power and allure of a logo. But knuckle sandwich ? Something his 4 yrs old probably thought up. What knob. And if you have bought any of Fee-yetti’s garbage, please know people everywhere are laughing AT you.
that one pic of him with the melon scares the living shit out of me. god what an ugly motherfucker!
Agreed. Guy Ferry is one of the ugliest MOFO’s on the Food Network. he is just bloated and wannabe Guido and *DISGUSTING* to look at. I know the cliche is overused, but he literally makes me want to throw up in my mouth.
Kyle, I know a lot of people… and not one of them would be caught dead in a Knuckle Sandwich jersey or sweatband! Ew! He screams “I work part time at Auto Zone.”
I’m waiting for Guy’s hair to fall out from so much bleach…
Guy in those tanks makes Richard Simmons look macho.
Am I the only one who thinks that the melon face looks better than Guy?
I was disappointed by this episode, and by the episode with Alton Brown. He’s usually so charming and funny, but in the segment making burgers with the culinary student, he came across as sort of … RUDE! Maybe he was having a bad day.
This site has the funniest photos.
Aaron McCargo’s head looks humongous.
Is the horse wearing Knuckle Sandwich tack? sheesh. Grilled eggs, thx but no thx. And I’ll decline on the tequila spit too, tyvm. But a mini-vaca to Cabo in January? Hell yeah, I’d go.
Out of unadulterated shame, the horse put himself down.
What is wrong with his face in the picture with the melon? He looks like he is either high or drunk and what is that on his face in the same picture? Looks like the horse slobbered on him or…well I won’t go there. either way the guy is gross. I laughed out loud at Tatiana’s comment saying that Guy in those tanks makes Richard Simmons look macho.
Appx. May 23rd. 2009 I watched a show on food network challenge. There was a dish which I don’t remember or the chef. The chef placed some sort of pasta on top of a dish and somehow he made the pasta move as if it were alive. I really want to know how this was done. Please help me Kathy
There is nothing appealing about this man or his shows! I can’t wait until his 15 minutes are up!!
I’m surprised no one mentioned the bike chain around his neck.
I saw that chain around his neck, Jen. I’m surprised he could lift his head. It was so tacky looking.
This site has become my new favorite. I’ve been lurking, but never made a comment. I do have to say that this guy is repulsive. When I’m hungry and trying to diet, a quick glance at this lard ass should fix that. I don’t know how he has taken over the network.
He does Look like Colin Farrels chunkier brother LOL!
Colin farrell LMAO!
What’s up with Guy’s voice? Did he eat some bad cilantro? Doesn’t sound like him, hope he’s ok.
Every part of that episode looked so uncomfortable and fake.
If you think Guy was bad on TV, you should have been there. To say the least, he was totally unprofessional. I hope the editors made him look not drunk 24/7.