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Food Network: On-Air Personality Application
Published on: May 9, 2009 – 5:01 pm by Jillian Madison 
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Ooooh! So THAT’S how Noah Star got his job. Whew, explains a lot.
“I drove by a culinary school once.” ROTFLMAO. That’s 75% of the on-air personalities!
i love this site!!
FABULOUS!!!! LMAO
“I drove by a culinary school once.” Paula Deen once said that at one of her orgies, I mean Parties.
Sadly, it was difficult to tell if this was a true FN application or a humorous one. So what does that tell you about FN?
This is pure comedy gold. Hilarious.
I read this last night, and I laughed to myself about it all night. Had to share. Really funny stuff. Spot on!
You forgot a question: “Name 10 items you are going to sell in our Food Network store to make us even more money.”
bahahah egads if i could just get thru steel magnolias without crying
How about “What is your culinary point of view” ? ” Do you have one or can we make one up for you” ?
Again, this post was hilarious. You girls are verging on genius.
I once had a dream that I was working on Alton Brown’s set as an extra, and afterward we were all going as a big group to the movies. But Alton talked to me more than any of the other extras–that should qualify me for at LEAST three shows of my own!
If you’re listening, Food Network, here’s my pitch: In one show, I’ll tell people how to cook “easy” dinners with a combination of Burger King fried chicken tenders and ingredients you can only order from a specialty shop on the next continent. In another, I’ll surprise people at work and challenge them to a cook-off with me at the nearest fly-infested park. In the third, I’ll teach travelers how to get drunk on $10 a day while never paying more than 5 cents for tips.
I live right down the road from the Culinary Institute of America…can I have a job a FN? In fact I have eaten dinner at all their restaurants so I must be more qualified than some of the people working there….