Food Network YO MAMA Jokes

And now, Food Network Humor proudly presents one of the most immature posts all of you wonderful foodies will ever read:

YO’ MAMA JOKES REWRITTEN FOR THE FOOD NETWORK
by JILLIAN MADISON

Yo mama so dumb, she had to ask Aida how to boil water.

Yo mama so poor, Ina Garten put change in her coffee cup.

Yo mama so old, she’s got photos of Bob Tuschman in her yearbook.

Yo mama so desperate, she agreed to go out on a date with Duff Goldman.

Yo mama so skinny, she got drunk breathing in Sandra Lee’s exhaled air.

Yo mama head so small, she uses Ellie Krieger’s green tea bag as a pillow.

Yo mama so dumb, she thought Rachael Ray actually cooked her meals in 30 minutes.

Yo mama so hairy, Paula Deen tried to buy her from the pet store.

Yo mama hips are so big, Giada could serve appetizers on them.

Yo mama so tall, she can’t ride in Guy Fieri’s rented convertible unless the top is down.

Yo mama so poor, she asked Claire Robinson to make a show called 1 Ingredient Fix.

Yo mama breath smell so bad, when she yawned, Anne Burrell lost her appetite.

Yo mama so fat, Bobby Flay saw her laying on the beach and tried to grill her.

Yo mama armpits so hairy, looks like she got Sunny Anderson in a headlock.

Yo mama so nasty, she brought crabs to Giada’s beach house.

Yo momma teeth so yellow, Jamie & Bobby Deen can’t believe its not butter.

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1. Erin

   May 15th, 2009

   HA! A few of these had me laughing out loud. Clever.

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2. dan

   May 15th, 2009

   This foodie loved every second of it!

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3. nance

   May 16th, 2009

   This foodie loved every second of it! BTW I love your blog!

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