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Guy Fieri is on Twitter, and he’s cranking the dial on his OBNOXIOUS AMPLIFIER all the way to the right:
If you can stomach looking at that annoying picture for more than 5 seconds, one thing becomes abundantly clear: Fieri’s ego is more out of control than an 18-wheeler being driven downhill by Stevie Wonder in an ice storm. He’s more in love with himself than any human has a right to be, and that’s incredibly evident in his Twitter profile. Aside from the self indulgent photo, and the signature which any handwriting analyst would deem written by someone clearly in need of an ego check, Guy is only following one person (chef Carl Luiz), which in Twitter-Speak clearly says: “I don’t care what any of you have to say, but I want you to know every time I wipe my ass.”
Though he’s only been twittering for a few weeks, he’s already given the world plenty of fodder for amusement. He’s also proven he’s not as dumb as we all thought he was… he’s dumber:
|THE BIG T? That must stand for “The Big Tool.” What are we supposed to “hold on tight” to? Your sunglasses or your pinky ring?|
|Guys, Mary J Blige is gonna be hittin’ us up with da 411! Lucky us!
“Bummer i was think i was?” Here’s a quarter, Fieri, call your elementary school grammar teacher and apologize.
|Being surrounded by nicely dressed people with class is LIKE SO KEWL!|
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