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Honest Food Network Chef Autobiographies
Posted on May 21st 2009 by Jillian Madison

1. I Kant Speel 2 Gud by Guy Fieri

guy fieri autobiography book

2. My Crazy DJ Days At Hot 97 by Sunny Anderson

sunny anderson hot 97 autobiography book

3. I’m Much Smarter Than You by Alton Brown

alton brown  autobiography book

4. Tales From A Loveless Marriage by Rachael Ray & John Cusimano

rachael ray john cusimano autobiography book

5. I’m Rich, Y’all, And You Aint by Paula Deen

paula deen parody autobiography book



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    10 Responses

  1. alexis says:

    is that really a pic of sunny?

  2. Lana says:

    Guy’s title is missing the exclamation points!

    Alton’s subtitle: and my smirk is much better than anyone else’s, too.

    RR’s subtitle: written on our way to the bank.

    Paula’s book title reminds me of Evelyn Couch from Fried Green Tomatoes – “Face it, girls, I’m older and I have more insurance.” (one of the best female lines from a movie. ever.)

    Great post! Keep ‘em comin’.

  3. Greg says:

    You’re giving Guy Ferry too much credit. He would never know to capitalize the letter I when referring to himself.

  4. Sara says:

    I can literally hear Paula Deen saying those words.

  5. Brown Sugar says:

    The Alton Brown title is probably true. That’s why we love him, right?

  6. potty mouth princess says:

    Wow, a picture where Cusimano shaved five minutes prior (horrible brow manscape though). That must have been a tough find.

    If you panned down, the you’d note the suit is 5 sizes too big. His wife pulls down $18 million/yr., you’d think he’d be able to find a good tailor, especially in NYC.

  7. Bev says:

    If I have to hear Paula Deen say y’all one more time, I think I’m going to throw a brick at my tv screen. I cannot, cannot cannot bear to watch her on tv anymore. She’s become more annoying than Rach, and I NEVER THOUGHT anyone could beat that.

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