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Honest Food Network Chef Autobiographies

Published on: May 21, 2009 – 11:12 am by Jillian Madison Comment

1. I Kant Speel 2 Gud by Guy Fieri

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2. My Crazy DJ Days At Hot 97 by Sunny Anderson

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3. I’m Much Smarter Than You by Alton Brown

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4. Tales From A Loveless Marriage by Rachael Ray & John Cusimano

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5. I’m Rich, Y’all, And You Aint by Paula Deen

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  1. alexis
    May 21st, 2009

    is that really a pic of sunny?

  2. May 21st, 2009

    Guy’s title is missing the exclamation points!

    Alton’s subtitle: and my smirk is much better than anyone else’s, too.

    RR’s subtitle: written on our way to the bank.

    Paula’s book title reminds me of Evelyn Couch from Fried Green Tomatoes – “Face it, girls, I’m older and I have more insurance.” (one of the best female lines from a movie. ever.)

    Great post! Keep ‘em comin’.

  3. Greg
    May 21st, 2009

    You’re giving Guy Ferry too much credit. He would never know to capitalize the letter I when referring to himself.

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    Tami replied on: April 10th, 2010 at 9:29 am

    Jellouce much. Paula Deen’s title says she rich, but your green with envy toward Guy, yah Guy’s the guy.

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    Jillian Madison replied on: April 10th, 2010 at 9:40 am

    Oh. My God. JELLOUCE? Wow. Spelled like a true Guy Fieri fan!

  4. Sara
    May 21st, 2009

    I can literally hear Paula Deen saying those words.

  5. Brown Sugar
    May 21st, 2009

    The Alton Brown title is probably true. That’s why we love him, right?

  6. May 21st, 2009

    These are great.

  7. potty mouth princess
    May 21st, 2009

    Wow, a picture where Cusimano shaved five minutes prior (horrible brow manscape though). That must have been a tough find.

    If you panned down, the you’d note the suit is 5 sizes too big. His wife pulls down $18 million/yr., you’d think he’d be able to find a good tailor, especially in NYC.

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