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Honest Food Network Chef Autobiographies
Published on: May 21, 2009 – 11:12 am by Jillian Madison 
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is that really a pic of sunny?
Guy’s title is missing the exclamation points!
Alton’s subtitle: and my smirk is much better than anyone else’s, too.
RR’s subtitle: written on our way to the bank.
Paula’s book title reminds me of Evelyn Couch from Fried Green Tomatoes – “Face it, girls, I’m older and I have more insurance.” (one of the best female lines from a movie. ever.)
Great post! Keep ‘em comin’.
You’re giving Guy Ferry too much credit. He would never know to capitalize the letter I when referring to himself.
I can literally hear Paula Deen saying those words.
The Alton Brown title is probably true. That’s why we love him, right?
These are great.
Wow, a picture where Cusimano shaved five minutes prior (horrible brow manscape though). That must have been a tough find.
If you panned down, the you’d note the suit is 5 sizes too big. His wife pulls down $18 million/yr., you’d think he’d be able to find a good tailor, especially in NYC.