Archives for "May, 2009"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 28th May 2009

Famous Foodies By The Smell

ALTON BROWN: chalk, grape juice, and old library books . . ANTHONY BOURDAIN: stale Marlboros, vomit, sweat, and dusty record jackets . . GIADA DE LAURENTIIS: garlic, lip gloss, Crest, and old money . . ANNE BURRELL: hair gel, beef gravy, and meatball sandwiches . . BOBBY FLAY: charcoal, peppers, and sunblock . . GUY [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 28th May 2009

If Food Network Chefs Advertised Other Brands

1. Ina Garten for Pringles . 2. Adam Gertler for Monster.com . 3. Aaron McCargo and Duff Goldman for Mini . 4. Sandra Lee for Payless . 5. Guy Fieri for Geico

Posted by Jillian Madison on 27th May 2009

Giada Obsesses Over Basil, But Not Apostrophes

PHOTO’S? Oh dear. Why do so many people think you have to add an apostrophe before the S to pluralize a noun? It’s okay, Giada. Mistake happen. At least you have nice boob’s to fall back on.

Posted by Jillian Madison on 27th May 2009

Susie Fogelson’s NFNS5 Clothes

FNH reader Judith dropped us an email to let us know about a video on FN Dish that shows Food Network executive Susie Fogelson picking out her wardrobe for Next Food Network Star Season 5. Judith asked, “Why does Food Network feel this is important? Her clothes are straight from Frumpy R US!” After checking [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 27th May 2009

Dear Food Network Grilling: Guy Fieri Episode Recap

Once upon a time, in an $8,000/month loft somewhere in Greenwich Village, a Food Network executive had an unfortunate epiphany: “HEY, WE SHOULD SEND GUY FIERI TO CABO SAN LUCAS, FILM HIS STUPID ADVENTURES, AND PUT IT ON TELEVISION!” And just like that, Guy loaded his suitcase with every piece of hideous Knuckle Sandwich apparel [...]

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Archives for "May, 2009"

Famous Foodies By The Smell

If Food Network Chefs Advertised Other Brands

Giada Obsesses Over Basil, But Not Apostrophes

Susie Fogelson’s NFNS5 Clothes

Dear Food Network Grilling: Guy Fieri Episode Recap

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