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Paula Deen, Just Because
Posted on May 20th 2009 by Jillian Madison

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  1. Byrdie says:
    May 20, 2009 at 1:31 pm

    Hallelujah! She’s finally under arrest for disturbing our peace, y’all!!

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  2. Teague says:
    May 20, 2009 at 4:00 pm

    Do you mean disturbing or disgusting our piece?

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  3. Byrdie says:
    May 20, 2009 at 4:15 pm

    Tough call, Teague…she DID poop in her driveway afterall.

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  4. Michael says:
    May 20, 2009 at 5:08 pm

    I think Paula pooped on this website.

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  5. Teague says:
    May 20, 2009 at 11:16 pm

    Perhaps she’s describing the size of the poop?

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  6. leah says:
    May 21, 2009 at 12:51 am

    I thought either she was showing us how many times she said Y’all in an episode, said something about Michael, Jaimie, or Bobby, how many dogs she has that have either crapped or peed in the house, how many sticks of butter she just fried and ate or possibly how many crude, rude come-on comments she has made to her male guests that day.
    That woman makes me cringe being as vulgar as she is.

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  7. Tatiana says:
    May 21, 2009 at 5:42 am

    She might be worshipping the Goddess of Butter.

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  8. Kitty says:
    May 21, 2009 at 5:45 am

    Whoa. That’s a lot of pancake make-up. Hands, real; face, not.

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  9. Dani says:
    May 21, 2009 at 7:34 am

    I’m sad that Paula turned out the way she did, I used to live in Sav and watching her show always made me think of home (Not so much anymore). She didn’t used to be some crazy horny old lady if you watch her shows from around 2005. She went nuts ever since she got her new teeth and wig or something. Maybe the folks at Food Network told her she needed to be more ‘interesting’ or she’d be getting the boot?

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  10. Teague says:
    May 21, 2009 at 7:54 am

    Agree always liked ‘olde school’ Paula. It seems now that she has some success she is letting her real self come out. Given the stories she told and written in her book one is apt to think the raunchy trash Paula is the real one.

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  11. Greg says:
    May 28, 2009 at 2:51 pm

    To me, it’s obvious…just look at the audience members’ eyes. Pauler has just “sharted” in her white pants and is reacting with faux disbelief.

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  12. DamienNZ says:
    May 31, 2009 at 9:44 pm

    Oh Come On !!!
    I love me some Paula Deen and she don’t bring the Jazz Hands then who will?????????????

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