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Rachael Ray Chowing Down
Posted on May 17th 2009 by Jillian Madison

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  1. Byrdie says:
    May 17, 2009 at 2:55 pm

    Did Flay cook that burger for her????

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  2. alexis-sunshine says:
    May 17, 2009 at 3:26 pm

    Totally shallow comment: I didn’t realize her fingers were so fat.

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  3. Byrdie says:
    May 17, 2009 at 3:31 pm

    Those are NOT fat fingers! They are muscular from her counting the big piles of cash from all her crappy shows and overpriced junk hawked on the FN site.

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  4. alex says:
    May 17, 2009 at 3:38 pm

    LOL byrdie. That’s probably not too far off.

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  5. Shadow says:
    May 17, 2009 at 3:58 pm

    Valedictorian of Fieri’s school, right there. We should be proud.

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  6. Lana says:
    May 17, 2009 at 4:23 pm

    Oh I dunno Shadow – Fieri’s “hunch” gets UNDER the burger. Here, you’ll see Rachael demonstrating on “on top” maneuver, rarely seen outside of the wild. I must say she has excellent form with her elbows, in the “keep off your predators” stance that Fieri has been promulgating, and her facial expression says she’s goin’ for the Gold ….

    All in all, I give it a 9.5 for creativity but only an 8.2 for style. And now, back to Bob Costas ….

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  7. Barney says:
    May 17, 2009 at 6:01 pm

    Rach is nom, nom, nominally talented.

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  8. Kitty says:
    May 17, 2009 at 8:16 pm

    God, she’s so disgusting. Who in their right mind enjoys her? DX

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  9. Feikhal Madhur says:
    May 18, 2009 at 1:30 pm

    I think Rachael wants to bump uglies with Tyler Florence. You can see it in her eyes she wants to boink him. And since he is a player, he would probably oblige her.

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  10. Thurston says:
    May 20, 2009 at 11:06 am

    Got a face like a horse and a voice to match – YUM-O!!!

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  11. Kaitlin says:
    May 27, 2009 at 1:29 pm

    this is the 1st time I’ve ever felt sorry for a burger..

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  12. DamienNZ says:
    May 31, 2009 at 9:46 pm

    suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuWEE!!!

    suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuWEE!!!

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  13. jpquinlan says:
    December 9, 2009 at 4:50 pm

    I missed that MAN V. FOOD episode

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