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Anybody In The Mood For Some Seedless Crap?
Posted on May 15th 2009 by Jillian Madison

Bargain priced at just $1.99 a pound!
Hey, at least they had the decency to pick the seeds out of it.

seedless-crap
(…spotted by my Twitter buddy Grace and her friend Chris at their local fruit stand in NYC)


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    15 Responses

  1. Grace says:
    May 15, 2009 at 2:38 pm

    Thanks for the shout out Jill! We bought some. It was delish!

    Reply
  2. Byrdie says:
    May 15, 2009 at 2:39 pm

    LOL! Reminds me of a sign I saw at a roadside fruit stand at Halloween: PANKINS $3.00….I’ve never bought another PUMPKIN since!

    Reply
  3. Chris says:
    May 15, 2009 at 2:56 pm

    I almost fell over when I saw this, so I had to snap a pic! The sad thing is that the sign is still there two weeks later!!

    Reply
  4. Grace says:
    May 15, 2009 at 3:13 pm

    Chris – I wonder if it’s fresh crap or the same crap from 2 weeks ago…shall we ask the vendor??

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  5. Ken P says:
    May 15, 2009 at 3:23 pm

    I’m afraid to know what it’s sweetened with :)

    Reply
  6. neo says:
    May 15, 2009 at 3:24 pm

    i’m laughing over the fact that they had to write 1.99 two times because the first one was completely illegible. Instead of getting a new piece of paper like most people would have done, they just wrote it again, in another pen, under it.

    Reply
  7. Erin says:
    May 15, 2009 at 3:25 pm

    SEEDLEE?!

    Reply
  8. Byrdie says:
    May 15, 2009 at 3:30 pm

    Good one, Ken!

    Reply
  9. Kitty says:
    May 15, 2009 at 11:20 pm

    I’m still trying to figure what they misspelled to get “crap.” XD

    Reply
  10. Byrdie says:
    May 16, 2009 at 7:33 am

    Grapes

    Reply
  11. Jessica says:
    May 16, 2009 at 2:02 pm

    Wow, that is crazy. They really should have made sure it looked like a “G” instead of a “C”.

    Reply
  12. Byrdie says:
    May 16, 2009 at 2:21 pm

    If you look close at the photo, there’s a little hook thing on the “c” looking letter. Let’s face it: the author of this signage is not a Rhodes Scholar, if you get my meaning….

    Reply
  13. Kitty says:
    May 16, 2009 at 10:13 pm

    “Grapes?” Never would have guessed. XD

    Reply
  14. Barney says:
    May 17, 2009 at 6:22 am

    What, were sweet peas not available?

    Reply
  15. pwkwsfi says:
    May 18, 2009 at 3:55 am

    was that written on toilet paper?

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