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Video: Paula Deen Dirty Dancing
Published on: May 21, 2009 – 9:31 pm by Jillian Madison 
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Paula Deen stopped by the Today Show thismorning and did a little dirty dancing with hosts Kathie Lee and Hoda. She struggled with the arm circles, but she was a real natural when it came to those hip thrusts. Move over, Jennifer Grey: NOBODY PUTS PAULA IN A CORNER.
Earlier in the episode, Paula was preparing a salad with Matt Lauer when she felt the need to talk about GOAT URINE:
Paula: I’m not a big fan of goat cheese. It takes me back to a day, y’all, when there was a goat in my life called Thumper.
Matt: A goat in your life?
Paula: It was actually my aunt and uncle’s goat, Thumper, and he would wee wee in his beard… and it would stink so bad!
Matt: Why did you have to do that!? Did you have to tell the goat wee wee story?!
Us: Of course she did, Matt. Of course she did.
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All those punching motions and yet no one manages to hit Paula or Kathie Lee.
lol @ Molix. Good one! Just exactly how does a goat pee on his beard? Never mind, I really don’t wanna know.
Paula was delightful in that little segment. Way to go!
Typical Paula Deen!
I’ve spent far too long trying to figure out how a goat could pee on his own beard. I have some bad visuals going on.
Paula doing pelvic thrusts? I’m gonna puke! She’s not even doing it well! Kathie Lee dances pretty well for having a rod inserted in her ass. Jillian, I’m going to have to have an exorcism to get the visuals out of my head!
I think I was more likely it was Paula doing the peeing.
Why is Paula always talking about peeing and pooping? Is she now trying to overtake Mike Rowe’s gig? She’s getting worse than that whack-a-mole Bobby Flay. Every time I turn around, there she is! WHACK…there she is again…WHACK…
Ok that just looked like a nightmare at a old folks home. Shame on them for soiling the dirty dancing name!
I don’t like Paula. She leaves the lingering stench of goat pee everywhere she goes. Her dancing’s not bad though, really.
Well, it does help that Kathy Lee was one of the other ‘dancers’.