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Video: Paula Deen Dirty Dancing
Posted on May 21st 2009 by Jillian Madison

Paula Deen stopped by the Today Show thismorning and did a little dirty dancing with hosts Kathie Lee and Hoda. She struggled with the arm circles, but she was a real natural when it came to those hip thrusts. Move over, Jennifer Grey: NOBODY PUTS PAULA IN A CORNER.

Earlier in the episode, Paula was preparing a salad with Matt Lauer when she felt the need to talk about GOAT URINE:

Paula: I’m not a big fan of goat cheese. It takes me back to a day, y’all, when there was a goat in my life called Thumper.

Matt: A goat in your life?

Paula: It was actually my aunt and uncle’s goat, Thumper, and he would wee wee in his beard… and it would stink so bad!

Matt: Why did you have to do that!? Did you have to tell the goat wee wee story?!

Us: Of course she did, Matt. Of course she did.


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    10 Responses

  1. Molix says:
    May 21, 2009 at 9:45 pm

    All those punching motions and yet no one manages to hit Paula or Kathie Lee.

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  2. Lana says:
    May 21, 2009 at 11:44 pm

    lol @ Molix. Good one! Just exactly how does a goat pee on his beard? Never mind, I really don’t wanna know.

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  3. Martin says:
    May 21, 2009 at 11:57 pm

    Paula was delightful in that little segment. Way to go!

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  4. Jess N. says:
    May 22, 2009 at 12:41 am

    Typical Paula Deen!

    I’ve spent far too long trying to figure out how a goat could pee on his own beard. I have some bad visuals going on.

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  5. Jenn says:
    May 22, 2009 at 12:58 am

    Paula doing pelvic thrusts? I’m gonna puke! She’s not even doing it well! Kathie Lee dances pretty well for having a rod inserted in her ass. Jillian, I’m going to have to have an exorcism to get the visuals out of my head!

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  6. Teague says:
    May 22, 2009 at 7:01 am

    I think I was more likely it was Paula doing the peeing.

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  7. Byrdie says:
    May 22, 2009 at 7:12 am

    Why is Paula always talking about peeing and pooping? Is she now trying to overtake Mike Rowe’s gig? She’s getting worse than that whack-a-mole Bobby Flay. Every time I turn around, there she is! WHACK…there she is again…WHACK…

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  8. Vomit says:
    May 22, 2009 at 3:45 pm

    Ok that just looked like a nightmare at a old folks home. Shame on them for soiling the dirty dancing name!

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  9. dafeedil says:
    May 23, 2009 at 4:42 pm

    I don’t like Paula. She leaves the lingering stench of goat pee everywhere she goes. Her dancing’s not bad though, really.

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  10. orchidgal says:
    May 23, 2009 at 6:22 pm

    Well, it does help that Kathy Lee was one of the other ‘dancers’.

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