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Amazon Product Recommendations: Guy Fieri Edition

Published on: June 22, 2009 – 7:13 pm by Jillian Madison Comment

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  1. avatar HeWhoseNameMustNotBeSpoken
    June 22nd, 2009

    LMFAO….
    Jillian, I think I’m in love with you!

  2. avatar Cat Chow
    June 22nd, 2009

    ROFL!

    What about this product recommendation?

    [img]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31JY1qOlgyL._SL500_AA280_.jpg{/img]

    http://www.amazon.com/Wrist-Band-Pair-terry-Black/dp/B00063W6B2/ref=sr_1_36?ie=UTF8&s=apparel&qid=1245723109&sr=8-36

  3. June 22nd, 2009

    Hilarious!!!!!! Love the red penis pump and how it matches his shirt!

  4. June 23rd, 2009

    Oooo, The Calvin Sticker! For a Guy who owns several Chevy’s, that one’s gonna sting ….
    LOL

  5. avatar Byrdie
    June 23rd, 2009

    Will someone please explain the value/use/reason for a wrist band? I don’t get it, especially if all you do for a living is eat. Sorry, but I guess it’s my old age showing through. I just don’t understand….

  6. avatar Syd
    June 23rd, 2009

    OMG, Jilliam. This didn’t just make me LOL. It prompted a huge outburst.

  7. avatar Feikhal Madhur
    June 23rd, 2009

    I am not getting the sweatband thing either. Who in God’s name would ever want to purchase one to wear ?

    Obviously a follower of some sort. Obviously someone who is a major league loser.

    This guy might be one of the biggest idiots to appear on television in 25 yrs. Show how a sad a state we are in.

  8. avatar Deen
    June 23rd, 2009

    This has to be one of your best yet. LMAO!!!!

  9. June 23rd, 2009

    Byrdie, the wrist band originated as a symbol between Guy and his son when he left to do NFNS 2. Guy had one, the son had the matching other one. Since that time, it’s become a thing; I suppose one could say it’s part of his costume.

    Just saying it’s not your age, just your ignorance about the story behind the wristband. – en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guy_Fieri

  10. avatar Byrdie
    June 23rd, 2009

    @Lana – thanks for the information. One question…”just my ignorance”? Excuse me??

  11. avatar Kittykitty
    June 23rd, 2009

    Byrdie, I don’t think she meant ignorance in an offensive way, just ignorance as in you didn’t know the original story behind the sweatbands. Not the greatest word choice because ignorance is kind of a loaded word, but she probably didn’t mean anything by it.

  12. avatar Kittykitty
    June 23rd, 2009

    You know, I can totally see him sitting around wearing the bowling shirt and sunglasses with a dip of Skoal in his lip while using his penis pump, admiring his Big Mouth Billy Bass and Calvin sticker and playing Trailer Park Tycoon. Hey, you’ve got to do something while you wait for the Imodium to kick in!

  13. avatar Byrdie
    June 23rd, 2009

    @KittyKitty – Thanks for your input. I appreciate it. However, Lana has, how can I put this….presupposed her superiority in prior blogs. I just found that comment to be snarky and unkind and most of all, uncalled for. But then we can’t all be experts on Guy Ferry and his escapades. Guess it’s a matter of prioritizing what’s important and what is deserving of being tossed into RR’s garbage bowl.

  14. avatar Teague
    June 23rd, 2009

    Great post! Although it must have been painful to have to search out all and sifting through all of this stuff? It would be enough to make me want to take a shower.

  15. June 23rd, 2009

    They aren’t REAL product recommendations — I made them up, Teague! :)

  16. avatar Teague
    June 23rd, 2009

    I figured they weren’t real. But I envisioned that the work of making them up could have taken one to a dark place.

  17. avatar FNFAN
    June 24th, 2009

    LOL what’s with all the Guy penis-pump jokes? Are u saying u think he has a small unit?

  18. avatar Mary Lou
    June 24th, 2009

    I know Fieri has a small pecker cause I have seen it. I think it explains why he is such a goof.

  19. avatar Teague
    June 24th, 2009

    @Mary Lou I may regret asking but some illumination is needed.

  20. September 29th, 2009

    hahahahaha I just sharted watching these great products. I love the Trailer Park Tycoon. Should have a dollar bill for sale and under it name it. That’s Money!

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