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Amazon Product Recommendations: Guy Fieri Edition
Posted on June 22nd 2009 by Jillian Madison

    21 Responses

  1. HeWhoseNameMustNotBeSpoken says:

    LMFAO….
    Jillian, I think I’m in love with you!

  2. Cat Chow says:

    ROFL!

    What about this product recommendation?

    [img]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31JY1qOlgyL._SL500_AA280_.jpg{/img]

    http://www.amazon.com/Wrist-Band-Pair-terry-Black/dp/B00063W6B2/ref=sr_1_36?ie=UTF8&s=apparel&qid=1245723109&sr=8-36

  3. Hilarious!!!!!! Love the red penis pump and how it matches his shirt!

  4. Lana says:

    Oooo, The Calvin Sticker! For a Guy who owns several Chevy’s, that one’s gonna sting ….
    LOL

  5. Byrdie says:

    Will someone please explain the value/use/reason for a wrist band? I don’t get it, especially if all you do for a living is eat. Sorry, but I guess it’s my old age showing through. I just don’t understand….

  6. Syd says:

    OMG, Jilliam. This didn’t just make me LOL. It prompted a huge outburst.

  7. Feikhal Madhur says:

    I am not getting the sweatband thing either. Who in God’s name would ever want to purchase one to wear ?

    Obviously a follower of some sort. Obviously someone who is a major league loser.

    This guy might be one of the biggest idiots to appear on television in 25 yrs. Show how a sad a state we are in.

  8. Deen says:

    This has to be one of your best yet. LMAO!!!!

  9. Lana says:

    Byrdie, the wrist band originated as a symbol between Guy and his son when he left to do NFNS 2. Guy had one, the son had the matching other one. Since that time, it’s become a thing; I suppose one could say it’s part of his costume.

    Just saying it’s not your age, just your ignorance about the story behind the wristband. – en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guy_Fieri

  10. Byrdie says:

    @Lana – thanks for the information. One question…”just my ignorance”? Excuse me??

  11. Kittykitty says:

    Byrdie, I don’t think she meant ignorance in an offensive way, just ignorance as in you didn’t know the original story behind the sweatbands. Not the greatest word choice because ignorance is kind of a loaded word, but she probably didn’t mean anything by it.

  12. Kittykitty says:

    You know, I can totally see him sitting around wearing the bowling shirt and sunglasses with a dip of Skoal in his lip while using his penis pump, admiring his Big Mouth Billy Bass and Calvin sticker and playing Trailer Park Tycoon. Hey, you’ve got to do something while you wait for the Imodium to kick in!

  13. Byrdie says:

    @KittyKitty – Thanks for your input. I appreciate it. However, Lana has, how can I put this….presupposed her superiority in prior blogs. I just found that comment to be snarky and unkind and most of all, uncalled for. But then we can’t all be experts on Guy Ferry and his escapades. Guess it’s a matter of prioritizing what’s important and what is deserving of being tossed into RR’s garbage bowl.

    • ckelley116 says:

      Actually, the word “ignorance” didn’t have that negative connotation until people incorrectly started using it as a synonym for rudeness. You WERE ignorant of the story – meaning, you didn’t know it. However, you seem to be accusing Lana of being ignorant, meaning rude, which is NOT the definition. So unbunch your panties, Byrdie. Nobody was trying to offend you.

      And yes, I realize this post is 3 years old. I just can’t stand when people are wrong and refuse to acknowledge it.

  14. Teague says:

    Great post! Although it must have been painful to have to search out all and sifting through all of this stuff? It would be enough to make me want to take a shower.

  15. Jillian Madison says:

    They aren’t REAL product recommendations — I made them up, Teague! :)

  16. Teague says:

    I figured they weren’t real. But I envisioned that the work of making them up could have taken one to a dark place.

  17. FNFAN says:

    LOL what’s with all the Guy penis-pump jokes? Are u saying u think he has a small unit?

  18. Mary Lou says:

    I know Fieri has a small pecker cause I have seen it. I think it explains why he is such a goof.

  19. Teague says:

    @Mary Lou I may regret asking but some illumination is needed.

  20. Mr Gooie says:

    hahahahaha I just sharted watching these great products. I love the Trailer Park Tycoon. Should have a dollar bill for sale and under it name it. That’s Money!

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