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Ego Alert: Jamie Oliver Asking Trivia Questions… ABOUT HIMSELF
Posted on June 11th 2009 by Jillian Madison

jamie-oliver-faceA Food Network Humor reader just sent us a tip about celebrity chef Jamie Oliver. Apparently, he’s been on Twitter asking his fans to answer questions about HIMSELF for prizes in a weekly trivia game called “Jamies Twitchen” (which, frankly, sounds more like a side effect of nicotine withdrawal than a friendly game of trivia).

Last week’s self-indulgent question:  “how old was i when i was doin veg prep at dads pub?” Gee, Jamie. We don’t know. Old enough to skip kindergarten on the day they taught humility?

Ego, party of one, your table is ready!

(Thanks for the tip, Karen!)



Other posts on Food Network Humor:

---Jamie Oliver: The Worst Baby Namer Ever
---Cooking Channel Gave Jamie Oliver A Sex Change
---Jamie Oliver Demonstrating How NOT To Hold A Baby
---Jamie Oliver and Nigella Lawson Talk Dirty
---Jamie Deen On Cover Of South Magazine

    11 Responses

  1. FatherOfgan says:

    Weirder still, there may be someone (other than his “Mum”) who may know these.

  2. Sandra says:

    Whenever he speaks I feel like he’s showering the food with his saliva. It’s all in the lisp.

  3. James says:

    I was waiting for you to chime in on this d-bag. He’s more in love with himself than Bobby Flay.

  4. Kittykitty says:

    I think I might seriously worry about anyone who would know the answer to questions like that. Looks like Guy Ferry has competition in the egomaniacal douchebag category. Sheesh.

  5. FoodieOne says:

    I remember back about 10 years ago when he was all the rage. I’ve never seen the appeal. I have slogged through his show a few times, but have never found his food appealing at all. And please, Jamie, get a hairdo!

  6. Tatiana says:

    I love Jamie! Well, his food anyway.

  7. Byrdie says:

    I’ve always liked him. And he’s got to be good because FN only gave him one 30 minute slot per week. Since all the other “chefs” have three and four shows apiece and they are mainly crap, well, I rest my case.

  8. Roxanne Dupuis says:

    This guy used to sell a gadget called Jamie Oliver’s Flavor Shaker. Might be one of the most useless pieces of shit ever to grace any kitchen counter anywhere.

    Talk about being a snake oil salesman. I know several people who used it once, and never used it again. I’d love to hurl mine thru his front window next time I find myself in Essex.

  9. DKM Marlink says:

    Jamie, man….I love you, but you’re *far* too old to write like an ADHD-afflicted third-grader. (And I’m being generous there.)

  10. Mommythechef says:

    I am a huge fan…and kinda agree with the lisp comments by Sandra, but i still think he is very talented and unqiue. I agree with Byrdie too… If they give him just one time slot a week compared to having to suffer with sandra everyday….he’s gotta be a chef who is actually talented.

  11. I really like Jamie, yes, he does move around like a squirrel on speed, but he’s done great things to get healthier food into the schools in Britain.

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