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20 Responses
rachael get a life and get off the food networth,
we see to much of you,enough is enough.
your such a bull s—.
you should kiss opera feet each day for giving you a t.v.
show.your not a good cook.
“you should kiss opera feet”
LOL!!
Love Ray-Ray and I think comic strip is hysterical.
Funny! I’m sick of Rachael’s stories. Its like, okay, I get it: her mother in law hates salt and her grandfather was obsessed with arugula. Must she tell the same stories 83 times?
And Dottie, are you 8 years old or just a really “cerebrally challenged” (as Jillian would say) adult?
“you should kiss opera feet” is probably one of the funniest things I’ve ever read in my life though, so thanks for that!
Maitri, beautifully done! Funny, and the caricature is spot on. Thanks for sharing. :-D
LMAO what a great way to start off my day!
Great post. Really, what is the point of saying “EVOO” if you have to explain it every single time. I was watching her show yesterday afternoon, which featured STOUP, and she had to go in to detail about what that is. And I cringe when she says “KIDS”. I use to really love her show “back in the day” (haha), but now she is just too much to listen to. Can you imagine a conversation between her and Guy F, what with the way those two talk.
Rachael – What was it I heard once about oregano? Something about it meaning…what was it? Oh yeah, joy of the mountain in Greek? Could you please tell THAT little anecdote about 4 million more times? It would be really helpful to me with my cooking.
And, incidentally, how does something mean anything in Greek? Hasn’t it been a dead language for like multiple thousands of years? Does Ray-ray have a degree in linguistics hidden somewhere in her lack of credentials?
Greek is a dead language? That would probably come as a surprise to all the Greek people in the world.
@Cole – Latin, Greek, tomato, tomahto. ;)
Actually Ancient Greek is a dead language. It sort of morphed into what linguists call modern Greek, but it’s interspersed with English and French. But whatevs. You called me out, and deservedly so! :)
Looks like Grandpa has wisdom, even from the grave…..
Rachael does tend to repeat the same stories, but in all fairness to her: she has to assume there are new viewers to her programs everyday that might not have heard her tell it. Several thousand times!
I’m sick of hearing her talk to her food as if it is at a spa!!! Ever heard that silly phrase “Everyone in the hot tub, guys”??? I’ve tried really hard to like her, but then she opens her mouth and it’s all shot to Hell.
Rachael is an acquired taste – that’s for sure. You either like her or you don’t. I have never met anyone who said – they kinda like her. Me, I like her. But that’s just me.
She says something about adding cumin for smokiness or something like that in almost every episode. apparently Rachel wants every dish to taste like a taco.
Ilaughed out loud, at both this comic and Dottie’s concluding statement. Rachael Ray should kiss opera feet.
Thank you all :) Glad you like it!
Suggestions for future comics are always welcome!
I agree if I hear that nutmeg story one more time I’m going to scream. It’s even worse that when I am grating my nutmeg I actually think of her damn story each time.
Nutmeg Nanny – I hate to say it but you do excatly what Rachael wants you to do… Think of her when you are cooking. So her strag – though annoying…works. That’s why she makes millions.
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