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16 Responses
Everybody Poops Liquid (after cocktail time) By Aunt Sandy
lol “Green eggs and Sammys”!! Also could have been “Green eggs and Stoup” (which is thicker than a soup and thinner than a stew by the way) haha
How about “Alton Brown’s Cooking for Dummies (’cause you’re the dummy and I’m not”)
How about if Horton Steps On A Douche? He’d be doing us all a big favor.
Loved it!
Just a note that for “Horton” it is still Dr. Seuss as opposed to Fieri…. (legality, etc?)
Giada’s peaches are so ripe and juicy. They are the perfect summertime treat.
Other titles in the Sandra Lee series
-A Little Soused On the Prairie
-Sandy and the Chocolate Martini Factory
-The Vodka, The Witch and the Tablescape
-The Chronicles of Stolichnya
LOATHSOME DUFF by Mary Alice
Pygmies R US by Guy Fee-etti
BUTCH CASSEROLE AND THE SUNDAE KID by Rachael Ray
Where’s Alton (play on Where’s Waldo…don’t they seem to send him on transportation themed trips?)
omgahhh!! LMFAOO @ “Horton hears a douche” omg…effin hilarious!
And… Award goes to Derek Lutz….dyin laffin!!
“Horton Hears A Douche” LOL! My stomach hurts from laughing at that one. :D
omfg … horton hears a douche. if ina garten were here, she’d ask “how priceless is that?”
Not exactly for kids, but Ina Garten could do an entire series of the “Queer Eye” books. Barefoot style, of course, and co-authored by Ted Allen.