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If The Food Network Wrote Books For Kids

Published on: June 25, 2009 – 7:21 pm by Jillian Madison Comment

satirical food network childrens books
(because BROWN FOOD TASTES GOOD!)

satirical food network childrens books

satirical food network childrens books

satirical food network childrens books

satirical food network childrens books



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---Ironic Celebrity Chef Garbage Pail Kids
---Ina Garten Really Knows What Kids Like [Not]







  1. Rich Rosenthal
    June 25th, 2009

    Everybody Poops Liquid (after cocktail time) By Aunt Sandy

  2. Brittany
    June 25th, 2009

    lol “Green eggs and Sammys”!! Also could have been “Green eggs and Stoup” (which is thicker than a soup and thinner than a stew by the way) haha

  3. FNFAN
    June 26th, 2009

    How about “Alton Brown’s Cooking for Dummies (’cause you’re the dummy and I’m not”)

  4. Byrdie
    June 26th, 2009

    How about if Horton Steps On A Douche? He’d be doing us all a big favor.

  5. M
    June 26th, 2009

    Loved it!
    Just a note that for “Horton” it is still Dr. Seuss as opposed to Fieri…. (legality, etc?)

  6. Jake
    June 26th, 2009

    Giada’s peaches are so ripe and juicy. They are the perfect summertime treat.

  7. Derek Lutz
    June 27th, 2009

    Other titles in the Sandra Lee series

    -A Little Soused On the Prairie
    -Sandy and the Chocolate Martini Factory
    -The Vodka, The Witch and the Tablescape
    -The Chronicles of Stolichnya

  8. Tatiana
    June 27th, 2009

    LOATHSOME DUFF by Mary Alice

  9. Mike In Detroit
    June 27th, 2009

    Pygmies R US by Guy Fee-etti

  10. Tatiana
    June 27th, 2009

    BUTCH CASSEROLE AND THE SUNDAE KID by Rachael Ray

  11. Cat Chow
    June 27th, 2009

    Where’s Alton (play on Where’s Waldo…don’t they seem to send him on transportation themed trips?)

  12. Bonzy
    June 28th, 2009

    omgahhh!! LMFAOO @ “Horton hears a douche” omg…effin hilarious!

  13. Bonzy
    June 28th, 2009

    And… Award goes to Derek Lutz….dyin laffin!!

  14. J
    June 30th, 2009

    “Horton Hears A Douche” LOL! My stomach hurts from laughing at that one. :D

  15. troy
    July 5th, 2009

    omfg … horton hears a douche. if ina garten were here, she’d ask “how priceless is that?”

  16. CherryRose
    July 25th, 2009

    Not exactly for kids, but Ina Garten could do an entire series of the “Queer Eye” books. Barefoot style, of course, and co-authored by Ted Allen.

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