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If The Food Network Wrote Books For Kids
Posted on June 25th 2009 by Jillian Madison

satirical food network childrens books
(because BROWN FOOD TASTES GOOD!)

satirical food network childrens books

satirical food network childrens books

satirical food network childrens books

satirical food network childrens books


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    16 Responses

  1. Rich Rosenthal says:
    June 25, 2009 at 7:48 pm

    Everybody Poops Liquid (after cocktail time) By Aunt Sandy

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  2. Brittany says:
    June 25, 2009 at 11:11 pm

    lol “Green eggs and Sammys”!! Also could have been “Green eggs and Stoup” (which is thicker than a soup and thinner than a stew by the way) haha

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  3. FNFAN says:
    June 26, 2009 at 12:06 pm

    How about “Alton Brown’s Cooking for Dummies (’cause you’re the dummy and I’m not”)

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  4. Byrdie says:
    June 26, 2009 at 3:54 pm

    How about if Horton Steps On A Douche? He’d be doing us all a big favor.

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  5. M says:
    June 26, 2009 at 4:28 pm

    Loved it!
    Just a note that for “Horton” it is still Dr. Seuss as opposed to Fieri…. (legality, etc?)

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  6. Jake says:
    June 26, 2009 at 4:46 pm

    Giada’s peaches are so ripe and juicy. They are the perfect summertime treat.

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  7. Derek Lutz says:
    June 27, 2009 at 7:27 am

    Other titles in the Sandra Lee series

    -A Little Soused On the Prairie
    -Sandy and the Chocolate Martini Factory
    -The Vodka, The Witch and the Tablescape
    -The Chronicles of Stolichnya

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  8. Tatiana says:
    June 27, 2009 at 1:38 pm

    LOATHSOME DUFF by Mary Alice

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  9. Mike In Detroit says:
    June 27, 2009 at 1:50 pm

    Pygmies R US by Guy Fee-etti

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  10. Tatiana says:
    June 27, 2009 at 1:53 pm

    BUTCH CASSEROLE AND THE SUNDAE KID by Rachael Ray

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  11. Cat Chow says:
    June 27, 2009 at 8:47 pm

    Where’s Alton (play on Where’s Waldo…don’t they seem to send him on transportation themed trips?)

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  12. Bonzy says:
    June 28, 2009 at 9:08 pm

    omgahhh!! LMFAOO @ “Horton hears a douche” omg…effin hilarious!

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  13. Bonzy says:
    June 28, 2009 at 9:10 pm

    And… Award goes to Derek Lutz….dyin laffin!!

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  14. J says:
    June 30, 2009 at 3:03 am

    “Horton Hears A Douche” LOL! My stomach hurts from laughing at that one. :D

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  15. troy says:
    July 5, 2009 at 10:28 pm

    omfg … horton hears a douche. if ina garten were here, she’d ask “how priceless is that?”

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  16. CherryRose says:
    July 25, 2009 at 12:22 pm

    Not exactly for kids, but Ina Garten could do an entire series of the “Queer Eye” books. Barefoot style, of course, and co-authored by Ted Allen.

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