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Food Network Fortune Cookies
Posted on June 9th 2009 by FNH Staff

    7 Responses

  1. stixx23 says:

    Alton Brown: you will stand out in the crowd – of idiots.

  2. micah says:

    thanx for the laugh

  3. Moriah says:

    Guy Fieri: you will host a show that pays homage to your high school GPA: DDD

  4. Nutmeg Nanny says:

    Hahahahaha I love Aaron’s fortune. I hate that freaking show.

  5. Tatiana says:

    Sandra Lee’s cookie:
    You will be the cause of much hypertension and tooth decay.
    Lucky numbers: 80 proof

  6. FoodieOne says:

    Rachael Ray’s fortune:
    You will find true love with a bottle of EVOO.

  7. FatherOfgan says:

    The Neelys: The Playboy Channel will want you two to “get cooking” on a new show. Take the call.

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