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Last week, we let you know about Guy Fieri’s new job shilling for pork. Unfortunately, that deal led to the birth of this – the truly hideous limited edition Pork (The Other White Meat) Guy Fieri Bobblehead Doll. JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE TO SLEEP AT NIGHT!
The likeness is uncanny! The tacky bowling shirt. The hair that’s been bleached to within an inch of its life. The obnoxious black wristband. The shiny, greasy face. The cheap looking sunglasses. The aimlessly bobbling empty head. This thing’s only missing 125 pounds of gold jewelry and Guy Fieri’s intolerably grating voice.
You can buy this travesty at Guy’s online store for the bargain price of just $12, and a small piece of YOUR SOUL.
Other posts on Food Network Humor:---Things That Exist: A Guy Fieri Face Trivet
---FNH Cookbook: Guy Fieri Recipe
---Guy Fieri Now Has His Own Line Of Ugly Sunglasses
---VIDEO: Guy Fieri on David Letterman
---Guy Fieri: The Other White Meat
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