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Guy “Pig Knuckles” Fieri has a brand new gig: standing around in a fake bowling shirt, pointing like a moron, and shilling for pork, the other white meat.
Oh, but it gets even funnier: the official pork website refers to Guy as their new “PORKSONALITY.” That’s right! He’s their favorite POP, Pal Of Pork!
(Are they serious with those corny puns? I know Guy Fieri is a bloated, pig-headed imbecile and all, but who the hell came up with the word “Porksonality?” Porky the Pig after a heavy night of binge drinking with Sandra Lee?)
Unfortunately, that one obnoxious photo of Guy Fieri tong-ing a piece of pork is really making the rounds across America. FNH reader Jeff was peacefully minding his own business in his local grocery store, when he suffered permanent eye damage from the following poster:
A word to the wise: shop with caution. Guy may appear without notice. No one is safe.
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---Guy Fieri At Kentucky Derby (And The Story Of A Lame FLICKR User)
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---Guy Fieri Shirtless In Mexico
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