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If The White House Did Everything “Guy’s Big Bite” Style
Posted on June 4th 2009 by FNH Guest Blogger

by Ben Malone

if the white house did everything guy's big bite style

if the white house did everything guy's big bite style

if the white house did everything guy's big bite style

if the white house did everything guy's big bite style

if the white house did everything guy's big bite style

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    13 Responses

  1. Dan says:
    June 4, 2009 at 11:09 pm

    the pool table made me laugh. now all the white house needs is a pinball table in the corner, and a bunch of moronic looking white guys in ripped cargo shorts, and voila, the set of guy’s big bite!

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  2. sara says:
    June 4, 2009 at 11:10 pm

    This was really funny! Love your stuff Ben!

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  3. jillian madison says:
    June 4, 2009 at 11:16 pm

    Ben, I loved this! Really creative.

    If The White House Did Things Guy’s Big Bite style… my additions:

    - Obama would autograph his own White House refrigerator with a big black Sharpie

    - Obama’s 2012 campaign catch phrase: THAT’S MONEY

    - Bo, the family dog, would be renamed “LITTLE DUDE”

    - Cufflinks: out. Knuckle Sandwich wristbands: in.

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  4. Micah says:
    June 4, 2009 at 11:23 pm

    DR FEELGOOD! (running to my Ipod to play it)

    nice post man

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  5. Tatiana says:
    June 5, 2009 at 5:21 am

    Really great, good work!

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  6. HeWhoseNameMustNotBeSpoken says:
    June 5, 2009 at 7:41 am

    Good Stuff!

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  7. Ispep says:
    June 5, 2009 at 9:21 am

    Please don’t muck up this funny site with obama’s face. This is one of the few places to visit on the internet where I can escape his mug and I was sick this morning when I clicked on FNH and there it was. UUGGGHHHH!!!!!

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  8. Jen says:
    June 5, 2009 at 10:08 am

    Oh, don’t be such an Obama drama llama. ;)

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  9. Lee says:
    June 5, 2009 at 9:34 pm

    Don’t forget an autograph on the side of the plane! I really appreciated the pool table one. Great job.

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  10. Kittykitty says:
    June 5, 2009 at 10:11 pm

    And of course, all Secret Service men MUST wear their sunglasses on the backs of their heads.

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  11. Lana says:
    June 8, 2009 at 3:25 pm

    Dr. Feelgood. Oval office pool table. Little Dude!
    Brilliant the lot of it.

    I’d add that there would need to be a useless rockband stage set-up towards the back of the briefing room, where Obama and his Krew (advisors) could jam off camera.

    Also makes me wonder what would happen if PGA Golf were taken over by Big Bite. Or ballroom dance? Cotillion? heehee

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  12. Roxanne Dupuis says:
    June 11, 2009 at 4:16 pm

    Man I saw that Guy FeeYeddi Cabo San Lucas show and thought to myself that it takes a special kind of loser to take part on a show like that. Not sure of the purpose the couple from Chicago played, other to have someone Guy can speak to and not tell him to fuck off.

    The “friends” hanging down at the beach musta been gay cause I didnt see too many girls around and normal guys in Cabo look for girls first, beer last.

    Might be one of the more ridiculous shows Food Network aired.

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  13. AC says:
    June 2, 2010 at 10:55 am

    I know this post was a long time ago but I just had to comment on the cool pic of STEEL PANTHER!@#$ \m/

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