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Ina Garten: The Musical
Posted on June 22nd 2009 by Jillian Madison

Honestly, I’m not sure if I find this is funny, or mortifying. I think it’s a little bit of both.

Lyrics:
Nothing could be finer than to eat a meal with Ina in the Hamptons
Nothing could be sweeter than our Ina when we need her in the Hamptons
If we had her recipes for only a day
We’d make ourselves a lovely buffet
Nothing could be finer than to eat a meal with Ina in the Hamptons


Other posts on Food Network Humor:

---Celebrity Chef Dog Foods: Ina Garten
---Ina Garten Loves Her Gay Men
---Ina Garten: Barefoot In London
---Did Ina Garten Steal A Cake Recipe From Hershey’s?
---The Ten Commandments Of Ina Garten

    25 Responses

  1. Byrdie says:
    June 22, 2009 at 2:11 pm

    I love Ina, but this was just TOO much for me. She loves being lauded over (who doesn’t) but, come on, we all know she has celeb friends. Was it really necessary to have a broadway show cast sing how wonderful she is? No, too much for me. Love ya, Ina, but you don’t really need this much recognition, do you?

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    • Michael Watanabe says:
      April 7, 2011 at 5:05 pm

      i loved this episode. i love ina. i love susan stroman. it just shows they are just real people like us having a great time. stop being so judgmental everyone….sheesh.

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  2. Erin says:
    June 22, 2009 at 3:15 pm

    Was it too much? Yes. Was it funny, and would I have adored to be there, singing along anyway? Yes.

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  3. HeWhoseNameMustNotBeSpoken says:
    June 22, 2009 at 3:23 pm

    Pauler Deen: The Musical
    Nothing could be finer than a mexican mudslider in my driveway…
    …nothing could be sweeter than my lips on Cap’ns peter on the highway…
    …if I wasn’t so revolting I couldn’t say…
    …how my brother is an inbred and my boy is gay…
    …nothing could be finer than a butter-based pantyliner in the morning, ya’ll!

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  4. Greg says:
    June 22, 2009 at 3:41 pm

    Only Ina Garten could get away with something as cheesy as this, and have me not want to punch her in the face.

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  5. Feikhal Madhur says:
    June 22, 2009 at 3:53 pm

    HeWhoseNameMustNotBeSpoken:

    That was pretty funny. I just about tinkled myself.

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  6. Byrdie says:
    June 22, 2009 at 4:14 pm

    In honor of Ina and Iron Butterfly (get it? BUTTERfly??)

    Ina Garten of Hampton’s, honey
    Always cooking for your gay pals!
    Ina Garten of Hampton’s baby
    Don’t you want to hang with the gals?

    Oh, you won’t cook without
    Good vanilla and lemon zest!
    Oh, but Ina you just don’t need
    Michael’s hydrangea flower fest!

    Please take a tip from us fans!!

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  7. Cat Chow says:
    June 22, 2009 at 4:34 pm

    sycophantic syncopates!

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  8. Ang says:
    June 22, 2009 at 5:19 pm

    wow i think i just threw up in my mouth a little

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  9. Dan says:
    June 22, 2009 at 8:22 pm

    Eeewwwww!

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  10. Babylonia says:
    June 22, 2009 at 8:34 pm

    from the hit musical “Grease Spot”

    Look at me, I’m Sandra Lee
    Short on creativity
    Don’t be afraid
    Cause it’s semi-homemade
    It’s just plain Sandra Lee

    Watch it! Hey, I’m Rachael Ray
    I made fifteen mil today
    Not a bad steal for a half hour meal
    Of course! I’m Rachael Ray!

    I’m the butter queen, my name’s Paula Deen
    I’ve no use for healthy food trends

    My name’s Ina G, making charcuterie
    For my Rainbow Coalition of friends…

    I’m called Duff and I make stuff
    Out of fondant. Like cake? Tough!

    Put that prop down
    on the ground, Alton Brown
    You might hit Sandra Lee!

    Guy Fieri! Let me be!
    Keep that greaseball far from me!
    No one survives all those diners and dives
    Unless it’s Sandra Lee!

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  11. Kyle says:
    June 22, 2009 at 11:30 pm

    So….THOSE are the results from drinking fine wines…..

    no wonder why I drink Jack…..

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  12. Dan says:
    June 23, 2009 at 11:18 am

    I’m still at a loss for words. Eewwww!

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  13. Erin says:
    June 23, 2009 at 12:43 pm

    @Babylonia:

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  14. Erin says:
    June 23, 2009 at 12:43 pm

    applause

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  15. RD says:
    June 24, 2009 at 4:08 pm

    I saw that and hit the mute button immediately on my TV.

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  16. Sandra as well says:
    June 30, 2009 at 6:41 pm

    It scared me…but did you notice the token black lady…

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  17. Bette Phuckzher says:
    July 13, 2009 at 9:43 pm

    HeWhoseNameMustNotBeSpoken: Too funny…I’m in tears!

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  18. Gregg says:
    August 14, 2010 at 11:35 am

    This is absolutely the coolest thing!!! Totally delightful.

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  19. Michael Kelly says:
    February 1, 2011 at 11:03 am

    I loved loved this episode it was a tribute to here after having the entire castover for dinner.

    I love this woman and her recipes

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  20. Iseeya says:
    July 20, 2011 at 9:55 am

    At first thought my eyes was deceiving me. A black lady in Ina’s group? I don’t think so. Ina comes across as a phony, a racist, and a big fat snob.

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