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Mariah Carey Dresses Like Man, Ends Up Looking Like Duff
Published on: June 30, 2009 – 10:05 am by Jillian Madison 
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Apparently, Mariah Carey and Eminem have a lame little feud going on (try not to lose too much sleep over it, guys). So, Mariah Carey decided to dress up like a dude and mock him in her latest video. She was trying to look like Eminem, but we think she wound up looking like a thinner, more sickly version of Duff Goldman. Better luck next time, Mariah.
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Does this mean Eminem will dress up like a woman and end up looking like Mary Alice?
I don’t know which one is scarier!
Oh you’re right!
And yet…I can’t decide who is douchier.
UUUUH……The Fondant Fool!
Base of Cakes?!
Errr…. Bass of Cakes…
I hate to say it but Duff looks the more intelligent of the two.
Judith, yes! So funnie, and so true!
She makes a really ugly man…
I wish Buddy Valastro would challenge Goldman to a Throwdown of some sort. I think it could end in a fistfight and Buddy would smoke him good.
His new show, Cake Boss, is a far better show than AOC and the people at the bakery actually bake stuff and it looks very very good. I guess that’s the main difference. The storylines of Cake Boss are far more interesting than the jokers at Charm City, so tune in and support Buddy.
Andy Dick would make a great Mary Alice!
Does Mariah have more than one facial expression?
@Lisa, TOTALLY!
I saw the Mariah-as-boy pic and thought: so, it’s Mariah in a goatee… *shrug*
@ Lisa: I’m going to say no. And Duff looks way hotter, sorry to say.
And, as a Mariah Carey fan, I feel she’s less mature than I am to be carrying out a feud with a rapper past his prime. And I’m about 15 years younger than Mariah.
Ahaha, I was trying to think of who exactly she ended up looking like. Chin-pubes UNITE! At least Duff keeps it trimmed in a nice little land-strip.
She also kinda looks a little like the Unabomber. <____<;;
I don’t think that is a goatee. I think she just had one too many face lifts. Hollyweird! Let’s be a lesson to you all that if you keep having those face lifts we will all eventually know if the “carpet matches the drapes” and in Mariah’s case the answer is, no.
Does she EVER smile? I’ve seen her on TMZ and she just dodges out of a building and into a car and narry a smile ever. So much for money buying happiness.
emenim is a creep.
she did good.
ILOVEYOUMARIAH!
eh…..lifes drama. but one question: how can she screech so high?! shatter windows