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Mariah Carey Dresses Like Man, Ends Up Looking Like Duff
Posted on June 30th 2009 by Jillian Madison

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Apparently, Mariah Carey and Eminem have a lame little feud going on (try not to lose too much sleep over it, guys). So, Mariah Carey decided to dress up like a dude and mock him in her latest video.  She was trying to look like Eminem, but we think she wound up looking like a thinner, more sickly version of Duff Goldman. Better luck next time, Mariah.


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    22 Responses

  1. Jen says:
    June 30, 2009 at 10:55 am

    Does this mean Eminem will dress up like a woman and end up looking like Mary Alice?

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  2. Sandra says:
    June 30, 2009 at 11:09 am

    I don’t know which one is scarier!

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  3. Syd says:
    June 30, 2009 at 11:56 am

    Oh you’re right!

    And yet…I can’t decide who is douchier.

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  4. DesignerJeans says:
    June 30, 2009 at 11:59 am

    Base of Cakes?!

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  5. DesignerJeans says:
    June 30, 2009 at 12:22 pm

    Errr…. Bass of Cakes…

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  6. Judith says:
    June 30, 2009 at 12:36 pm

    I hate to say it but Duff looks the more intelligent of the two.

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  7. Nutmeg Nanny says:
    June 30, 2009 at 3:25 pm

    She makes a really ugly man…

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  8. Mary Lou says:
    June 30, 2009 at 3:48 pm

    I wish Buddy Valastro would challenge Goldman to a Throwdown of some sort. I think it could end in a fistfight and Buddy would smoke him good.

    His new show, Cake Boss, is a far better show than AOC and the people at the bakery actually bake stuff and it looks very very good. I guess that’s the main difference. The storylines of Cake Boss are far more interesting than the jokers at Charm City, so tune in and support Buddy.

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  9. J says:
    July 1, 2009 at 1:39 am

    Andy Dick would make a great Mary Alice!

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  10. Lisa says:
    July 1, 2009 at 10:15 am

    Does Mariah have more than one facial expression?

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  11. Erin says:
    July 1, 2009 at 1:21 pm

    @Lisa, TOTALLY!

    I saw the Mariah-as-boy pic and thought: so, it’s Mariah in a goatee… *shrug*

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  12. RD says:
    July 1, 2009 at 4:11 pm

    @ Lisa: I’m going to say no. And Duff looks way hotter, sorry to say.

    And, as a Mariah Carey fan, I feel she’s less mature than I am to be carrying out a feud with a rapper past his prime. And I’m about 15 years younger than Mariah.

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  13. Kitty says:
    July 1, 2009 at 6:11 pm

    Ahaha, I was trying to think of who exactly she ended up looking like. Chin-pubes UNITE! At least Duff keeps it trimmed in a nice little land-strip.

    She also kinda looks a little like the Unabomber. <____<;;

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  14. Barbara says:
    July 2, 2009 at 4:21 pm

    I don’t think that is a goatee. I think she just had one too many face lifts. Hollyweird! Let’s be a lesson to you all that if you keep having those face lifts we will all eventually know if the “carpet matches the drapes” and in Mariah’s case the answer is, no.

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  15. Byrdie says:
    July 2, 2009 at 4:28 pm

    Does she EVER smile? I’ve seen her on TMZ and she just dodges out of a building and into a car and narry a smile ever. So much for money buying happiness.

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  16. mason says:
    August 8, 2009 at 12:13 pm

    emenim is a creep.
    she did good.
    ILOVEYOUMARIAH!

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  17. Tra says:
    January 9, 2010 at 12:03 am

    eh…..lifes drama. but one question: how can she screech so high?! shatter windows

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  18. Leonard Mcpheron says:
    September 4, 2010 at 2:55 pm

    Mariah Carey is really beautiful, and down to earth. I have like 4 magazines about her and Nick.

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  19. Wonda Baccus says:
    September 26, 2010 at 4:42 pm

    Mariah Carey will be a perfect mom when she has a baby. I am not sure if she is already pregnant but I wish she is and that she will have a wonderful family life with Nick Cannon

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  20. Irina Howat says:
    October 13, 2010 at 2:34 am

    Good luck to Mariah Carey and husband Nick Cannon for their coming baby. I hope you two will have a wonderful family and that you live happy

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