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Next Food Network Star Now Casting; Application Here
Posted on June 25th 2009 by Jillian Madison

Do you have what it takes to keep up with Paula Deen, Guy Fieri, and Rachael Ray? Do you think you could do a better job than the current crop of  awful Next Food Network Star contestants? Could you stand in a room with Bob Tuschman and Bobby Flay without laughing hysterically at them? Then today is your lucky day! The Food Network is looking for their next “star!” Simply fill out the application below, or head to the FN’s casting page for more info. Good luck!

next food network star application
(image re-blogged from earlier FNH post)


Other posts on Food Network Humor:

---Food Network: On-Air Personality Application
---Next Food Network Star: New Commercial
---HUGE SPOILER: Did Food Network Reveal Next Food Network Star 6 Winner?
---Next Food Network Star Finale: Live Blog
---More Proof YOU KNOW WHO Makes It To The Finale On Next Food Network Star

    11 Responses

  1. Daria says:
    June 25, 2009 at 12:14 pm

    I went to the FN site and looked at the real application, it is pretty interesting some of the questions they ask. Stuff you couldn’t get away with when applying for any other job due to discrimination – such as do you have children and how old are they?
    And this one of course made me think of Sandra – Do you smoke? Do you drink alcohol? If so, how often?

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  2. Me says:
    June 25, 2009 at 12:43 pm

    really? resorting to recycling material Jillian? No more original FN satire?

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  3. Jillian Madison says:
    June 25, 2009 at 12:47 pm

    …there’s been an influx of new visitors to FNH who haven’t seen this before. So it’s new to them.

    Also, it’s not about originality, it’s about time. I don’t get paid to write for or maintain this website. I have to handle it while at work… and today’s been a busy day thus far. Apologies.

    And besides, nothing wrong with bringing back timely classics now and then, eh?

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  4. deb says:
    June 25, 2009 at 12:49 pm

    Well it’s new to me! This gave all of us here in my office a big laugh. Got here via Twitter!

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  5. Neo says:
    June 25, 2009 at 12:51 pm

    I appreciate your work here Jill! Not sure how you handle this and Pophangover and the rest of your sites on top of a career :)

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  6. Melissa says:
    June 25, 2009 at 12:54 pm

    Did anyone catch Tyler’s gem on Twitter earlier?

    “Fellas’, My Mac and Cheese will have your girl scratching the wall like a cat in heat.”

    *rolls eyes*

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  7. Jen says:
    June 25, 2009 at 12:55 pm

    lol @ “we do not hire based on talent or ability”

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  8. Jill says:
    June 25, 2009 at 12:56 pm

    …I’m actually working on that right now, Melissa ;)

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  9. Miseenplace says:
    June 26, 2009 at 9:56 am

    My favorite question on the real application:

    Do you speak any languages fluently?

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  10. Tatiana says:
    June 26, 2009 at 11:24 am

    Well, that explains Giada’s compulsion on saying MARRR-SKEEEEEEE-PO-NEEEEE, BRRRRO-SHOOOOOT-TEEEEEE, MOOOOOOTSE-RRRRRELLLL-A.

    Jill, we all appreciate your hard work and wicked sense of humor. There’s no pleasing some folks, even when it’s free.

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