Next Food Network Star Now Casting; Application Here

Do you have what it takes to keep up with Paula Deen, Guy Fieri, and Rachael Ray? Do you think you could do a better job than the current crop of  awful Next Food Network Star contestants? Could you stand in a room with Bob Tuschman and Bobby Flay without laughing hysterically at them? Then today is your lucky day! The Food Network is looking for their next “star!” Simply fill out the application below, or head to the FN’s casting page for more info. Good luck!

(image re-blogged from earlier FNH post)

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1. Daria

   June 25th, 2009

   I went to the FN site and looked at the real application, it is pretty interesting some of the questions they ask. Stuff you couldn’t get away with when applying for any other job due to discrimination – such as do you have children and how old are they?
   And this one of course made me think of Sandra – Do you smoke? Do you drink alcohol? If so, how often?

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2. Me

   June 25th, 2009

   really? resorting to recycling material Jillian? No more original FN satire?

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3. Jillian Madison

   June 25th, 2009

   …there’s been an influx of new visitors to FNH who haven’t seen this before. So it’s new to them.

   Also, it’s not about originality, it’s about time. I don’t get paid to write for or maintain this website. I have to handle it while at work… and today’s been a busy day thus far. Apologies.

   And besides, nothing wrong with bringing back timely classics now and then, eh?

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4. deb

   June 25th, 2009

   Well it’s new to me! This gave all of us here in my office a big laugh. Got here via Twitter!

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5. Neo

   June 25th, 2009

   I appreciate your work here Jill! Not sure how you handle this and Pophangover and the rest of your sites on top of a career :)

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6. Melissa

   June 25th, 2009

   Did anyone catch Tyler’s gem on Twitter earlier?

   “Fellas’, My Mac and Cheese will have your girl scratching the wall like a cat in heat.”

   *rolls eyes*

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7. Jen

   June 25th, 2009

   lol @ “we do not hire based on talent or ability”

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8. Jill

   June 25th, 2009

   …I’m actually working on that right now, Melissa ;)

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9. Miseenplace

   June 26th, 2009

   My favorite question on the real application:

   Do you speak any languages fluently?

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10. Tatiana

    June 26th, 2009

    Well, that explains Giada’s compulsion on saying MARRR-SKEEEEEEE-PO-NEEEEE, BRRRRO-SHOOOOOT-TEEEEEE, MOOOOOOTSE-RRRRRELLLL-A.

    Jill, we all appreciate your hard work and wicked sense of humor. There’s no pleasing some folks, even when it’s free.

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