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Nipplegate ’09
Posted by Jillian Madison

We’ve been noticing a new Food Network trend over the past few weeks: NIPPLES. Nipples on men. Nipples on women. Nipples inside. Nipples outside. Nipples through bras. Man boob nipples through clingy shirts. What gives?  Maybe they’re preparing for a new episode of . . .


(Bobby Flay has this one in the bag, for once.)

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    16 Responses

  1. Sandra says:

    Aunt Sandy is doing neck exercises again.

  2. FoodTVFan says:

    Bobby Flay never wears a T-Shirt. Used to be pretty sexy but his breasts are starting to sag quicker than the hairline is receding… Sigh….

  3. Good Ol' Girl says:

    Bobby Flay’s 6 months away from being more washed up than one of his retired racehorses. Never liked the man.

  4. Wade says:

    Bobby has puffies – how frightening.

  5. Byrdie says:

    Looks like Bobby is a prime candidate for the Manssiere. And Aunt(hic)(erp)Sandy needs to wear a more supportive….hey, wait a minute! That’s it! FN is getting ready to announce their latest line CHEF UNDERWEAR!! You know, like Spiderman underwear when you were a kid! Now it’s Bobby Flay Foundations (comes in chili pepper red), or Sandy(hic)(buuurrrpp)Lee Lingerie (liquor bottle motif)!! Yeah, Paula Deen Panties (only sold in extra extra large, sorry); Alton Brown Boxers (“Oh, Bother” imprinted fabric); Giada De Laurentiis Loin Cloth (to bring out the Tarzan in your man). Yep, that’s what it is!

  6. Roxanne Dupuis says:

    Bobby’s fun bumps are tiny compared to Duff Goldman’s full on man boobs. Why don’t you post a picture of Ace of Cakes fearless leader ?

  7. Shadowy says:

    …Booby Flay?

  8. Nutmeg Nanny says:

    Nothing says sexy like a nice set of man boobs.

  9. Kitty says:

    I can’t take my eyes off Bobby’s man-tits; more meaty and supple than most of his dishes.

  10. Rich Rosenthal says:

    The neck thing is enough to keep me from looking at the nipples. Is she on the rack or something.

  11. Yusuka Me-Bahlz says:

    If the wheels of a doghouse fall off, how many pancakes can you fit in it?

    NONE!!! ICE CREAM DOESN’T HAVE BONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. Ann says:

    I think Zimmern could give them both a run for their money in the moobs department. Ugh.

  13. Princess Crazypants says:

    *sends AA bra to Bobby Flay* The cream seems to be working, Booby! I mean Bobby!

  14. Richard says:

    Thank you. Have been looking for a shot of Sandra Lee’s nipples for a long time. The hell with the neck. She has great breasts.

  15. [...] Guy Fieri ultimately KEPT the bra, which was definitely strange and more than a little creepy. Let’s hope he’s going to give it to one of his Food Network co-stars. Lord knows they need it. [...]

  16. Princess Crazypants says:

    Richard has been spending an inordinate amount of time looking for pictures of Sandra’s nipples. SANDRA LEE’S NIPPLES! Do you not know what PORN is?

    Why God? Why?

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