Archives for "June, 2009"
The Paula Deen Recipe Advisory System
This just in from the Surgeon General: from now on, all of Paula Deen’s fatty cookbook recipes, buttery Food Network meals, and greasy restaurant dishes will be assigned a level on the PAULA DEEN HEALTH ADVISORY SYSTEM. The different levels represent your post-consumption risk of illness and/or death. In other news, several health care providers [...]
Sandra Lee Is Everywhere, No One Is Safe
It’s a sad day when you can’t even purchase a basic item at the grocery store without having a celebrity cook crammed down your throat. Rachael Ray’s hawking Ritz. Guy Fieri’s shilling pork. And look who now has her very own Semi-Homemade recipe on Domino sugar: I especially like how they referred to her as [...]
15 Most Disgusting Foods From Around The World
(Disclaimer: Some people may find these images disturbing, so please view this article at your own discretion. Also, I realize these are delicacies in some parts of the world. “Disgusting” is just my own personal opinion.) CHICKEN ASS (also known as the Bishop’s Nose): Popular in Manila. One of the fattiest parts of the chicken.
Everybody Loves Ray-Ray: The Comic
(CLICK TO ENLARGE, IF NECESSARY:) (written/illustrated by Maitri)
Ten Questions For Sandra Lee
The FN Dish blog sent out a plea yesterday, asking readers to submit questions for an upcoming interview with the “beautifully frugal” Sandra Lee. We’re happy to oblige. 1. I made your Kwanzaa cake for my friends, but for some reason, they wouldn’t eat it. Is it safe to feed it to my dog? 2. [...]
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THIS WEEK: Another tailgating weekend! Alex G's onion rings, an awful slow cooker experience, Ina & Jeffrey Garten's lame steak throwdown, Jennifer Hudson's annoying Weight Watchers commercial, Restaurant Impossible's cheap makeovers, and more.










