Archives for "June, 2009"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 21st June 2009

Grate Cheese – Pause – Smile – And Repeat

Posted by Jillian Madison on 21st June 2009

Paula Deen and Divine: Twins

FNH reader Dan just sent us an email saying that Paula Deen looks exactly like an 80s drag queen named Divine… and he might be onto something. The poofy white wig! The eye shadow! The big mouth! Divine is like Paula Deen on steroids. And with a penis.

Posted by Jillian Madison on 21st June 2009

A Laugh At Bobby Flay’s Expense

(Serio’s Deli in New Orleans, via Twitter) Many people (myself included) think Bobby Flay still comes across as the same arrogant, egotistical brat he was 20 years ago. It’s my personal opinion that the Food Network sensed the public’s growing loathing of Flay, and created “Throwdown” in an attempt to artificially portray him as humble [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 20th June 2009

Food Network Anagrams

There are many, but these made me laugh: BOBBY FLAY –> FLABBY BOY SUNNY ANDERSON –> DARN NOSEY NUNS INA GARTEN —> A NEAT GRIN BAREFOOT CONTESSA –> SNOB FACE OAT STORE SANDRA LEE –> ANAL REEDS AUNT SANDY –> AND YA NUTS TYLER FLORENCE –> CELERY FOR LENT PAULA DEEN –> A PALE NUDE [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 20th June 2009

Paula Deen’s Keyboard

We’ve uncovered the actual keyboard Paula Deen uses to write her cookbooks, recipes, autobiographies, and television show scripts:

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Archives for "June, 2009"

Grate Cheese – Pause – Smile – And Repeat

Paula Deen and Divine: Twins

A Laugh At Bobby Flay’s Expense

Food Network Anagrams

Paula Deen’s Keyboard

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