Archives for "June, 2009"
Pizza Hut Re-Branding Itself As “The Hut”
Like many retailers out there, Pizza Hut has been experiencing a significant decline in sales. Their response? Launch a brand new marketing strategy, and give your company a ridiculous, shortened nickname. Pizza Hut CMO Brian Niccol told Brandweek, “The Hut ties in nicely with [today's] texting generation. Red is our mark and when you see [...]
Things That Exist Solely To Torment Me: Guy Fieri Bobblehead Doll
Last week, we let you know about Guy Fieri’s new job shilling for pork. Unfortunately, that deal led to the birth of this – the truly hideous limited edition Pork (The Other White Meat) Guy Fieri Bobblehead Doll. JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE TO SLEEP AT NIGHT! The likeness is uncanny! The tacky [...]
Photo: A Young Duff Goldman
Check out Jeffrey Adam “Duff” Goldman at age 18! I believe this was his ID card at the University Of Baltimore Maryland County, where he graduated with a degree in… (stifling laughter)… East Asian History and a minor in ethics. I actually think he was kind of cute, in a clueless “look how many beer [...]
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THIS WEEK: Another tailgating weekend! Alex G's onion rings, an awful slow cooker experience, Ina & Jeffrey Garten's lame steak throwdown, Jennifer Hudson's annoying Weight Watchers commercial, Restaurant Impossible's cheap makeovers, and more.










