Archives for "June, 2009"

Posted by Michelle Madison on 18th June 2009

Replacement Ideas For Tyler Florence’s Stolen Fork

It’s been a week, and there’s still no sign of Tyler Florence’s missing fork! We hate to say it, Tyler, but it might be time to consider replacing it. Here are some viable options: 1. A spork! They’re all the rage. 2. A pair of naked silhouette mudflap girls. Sex outsells forks 2-1.

Posted by Michelle Madison on 18th June 2009

Guy Fieri’s Netflix Queue

Posted by Jillian Madison on 18th June 2009

The Ten Commandments Of Money Saving Meals

Come, my dear children, and pray at the church of hallucinatory thrift, for we now bestow upon you the Ten Commandments of Sandra Lee’s Money Saving Meals. I. Thou shalt only offer useless, obvious money saving tips to thy loyal viewers. II. Thou shalt mention “store brands are cheaper than name brands” at least once [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 17th June 2009

Disappointments Abound For Noah Starr

Posted by Jillian Madison on 16th June 2009

Just What The World Needs: More Paula Deen Nuts

Paula Deen eyeglasses. Paula Deen rugs. Paula Deen furniture. Paula Deen playing cards. Paula Deen jewelry and watches. Paula Deen hams. Paula Deen tote bags. Paula Deen restaurants. Paula Deen magazines. We all know the list doesn’t stop there. Paula Deen is everywhere, y’all. And now, according to Paula’s new interview with AOL Food, we’ll [...]

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