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Paula Deen and Kathy Griffin (With Video)

Published on: June 23, 2009 – 1:37 pm by Jillian Madison Comment

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Paula Deen recently invited Kathy Griffin and her crew to her house in Savannah to film an episode of My Life On The D-List. The episode aired on Bravo last night, and guys, it was absolutely hilarious. Paula was charming, gracious, and genuinely funny, and the episode made me see her in a very different – and far more flattering – light.

Things I learned about Paula Deen from her appearance on Kathy Griffin’s show:
1. Paula Deen was robbed at gunpoint.
2. Paula Deen has her own drag queen named Paul A. Deen.
3. Paula Deen sleeps in silky black pajamas.
4. Unlike other women on the Food Network stars, Paula Deen never spits. She always swallows.

Highlights:
Kathy Griffin hitting Paula Deen in the head with a stick, Kathy Griffin trying to seduce Bobby Deen, Kathy serving hoecakes at the Lady & Sons, and many snarky, quick-witted one-liners from Paula’s drunk assistant. Here are a few video clips, but you should really hunt down the whole episode if you didn’t catch it last night. I can’t recommend it highly enough.



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  1. DesignerJeans
    June 23rd, 2009

    I watched it. I really did enjoy it, Paula went up some serious points in my book.

    I like the fact that she has not let all this go to her head (ok her wallet with all her licensing ) but still…

    funny funny episode.

    brad? was funny funny funny!

    (she does seem to talk about poop and pee a lot though.)

  2. Lady Callahan
    June 23rd, 2009

    No! Nononono!! I don’t want to have to start liking her! It’s more fun NOT to!

  3. April March
    June 23rd, 2009

    I had never watched Kathy’s show before and despite a few too many ‘bleeps’ for my taste, I have to say that I liked it more than I expected to. One or two too many references to poop and pee, but I guess that’s to be expected with Paula. I wonder if her drunken assistant can be that funny when he’s not sloshed! And, I really got a chuckle out of Kathy’s ‘attempted’ seduction of Bobby. I can’t decide if he was just being a good sport about it or if he was loving every minute of all the attention he was getting.

  4. Byrdie
    June 23rd, 2009

    Lady C, don’t fret. Just remember that she employs every one of her family members to insure she can rake in barrels of (undeserved) cash, fakes an extreme southern drawl to suit the occasion, POOPS IN HER OWN DRIVEWAY, admits to the open public that her house SMELLS LIKE URINE AND HAS DOG SHIT EVERYWHERE, cooks with just about as many prepackaged foods as Aunt (hic)(burrpp) Sandy…why,these are but just a few of my favorite things!

  5. e=mc5
    June 23rd, 2009

    I’m a huge fan of Kathy’s and I’m glad to see you covered Paula’s appearance last night! I laughed pretty much the whole way through it. I was neutral about Paula before watching it, but even I found myself wanting to hang out with the old coot and her friends/family.

  6. gayle
    June 23rd, 2009

    Thanks for the video!!!! This is my favorite website ever.

  7. erin
    June 23rd, 2009

    I dislike Paula Deen, but even I found myself chuckling and laughing along with that video clip. I’m going to see if I can track down the episode. Thanks for the tip, FNH!

  8. Dani
    June 23rd, 2009

    I couldn’t get past the turd part. :|

  9. Byrdie
    June 23rd, 2009

    Amen, Dani. No class. Another one of my fave Pauler qualities.

  10. Alexis
    June 23rd, 2009

    Giada is sooo the spitter.

  11. KB
    June 23rd, 2009

    How about the fact that Paula described the Griffin gang as a “circle jerk.” Did no one else catch that?? The Food Network powers had to love that one. I did.

  12. Mike In Detroit
    June 23rd, 2009

    I am not impressed . Still an uncouth swine. And Kathy Griffin is morphing into quite the cartoon charactor uh ?

  13. Teague
    June 23rd, 2009

    She has numbers 3 and 4 in common with her son Bobby.

  14. JoeyfromSC
    June 23rd, 2009

    I sure don’t see the video!:( I missed it!

    Why the hatred against Paula here?sheesh!

  15. Teague
    June 23rd, 2009

    With these two in the same place where is a giant meteor when you need one?

  16. Jessica
    June 23rd, 2009

    I love Kathy and now I love Paula even more! I want to go to her house and get tucked in!

  17. Kitty
    June 23rd, 2009

    Kathy Griffin is a silly bitch~ <3

  18. June 24th, 2009

    bobby deen is such a fag, it was so obvious. he even kissed kathy at the end to show the world that he luvs the vadge. oh come the fuck on, bobby. we all know u like the peen.

  19. FNFAN
    June 24th, 2009

    I tend to think B. Deen is family too, and I’m just waiting for the revelation. I wonder if Kathy and her gaydar picked anything up?

  20. Vanilla
    June 24th, 2009

    Michael McDonald? …That’s random. Talk about Z-List. Funny guy, but wtf else has he done besides MadTV?

    I think the drag queen should have a bigger career than Pauler. I do prefer my chocolate bars with nuts.

    I sure hope Kathy Griffin rips Pauler a new one in her next standup special. Since Clay Aiken’s come out, she needs something newer. Food Network is rife with material.

    …And that turd …doesn’t look like something that came from the dogs. Looks a bit too big, is all I’m saying. It was an Epic Poop. Are her boys potty-trained yet?

  21. June 24th, 2009

    Okay, so who else thinks Bobby Deen is gay? What if Brandon (the drunk assistant) is really his boyfriend?

  22. April March
    June 24th, 2009

    Brandon’s partner’s name is Jim — he mentioned him in the show. Something was said about Jim bringing him a gin while Brandon soaks in the tub. As for Bobby, he’s a mystery. There’s been alot of speculation and info on a few websites (one blog in particular), but it’s hard to draw a clear conclusion.

  23. Teague
    June 24th, 2009

    @Jillian

    re: who else thinks Bobby deen is Gay…Everyone

  24. Cat Chow
    June 24th, 2009

    Everybody just jumped the shark in this one…

  25. GiadasBoobs
    June 25th, 2009

    I’ve been sold on Bobby’s preferring the drumstick for quite some time. Truth be told, I’m fairly certain Michael McDonald (Stewart!) is too. Is it possible it wasn’t so random after all? I agree with Dani and Byrdie. Paula gives me swamp gut.

  26. DJDelaware
    June 26th, 2009

    I can’t believe no one mentioned Paula using the term “circle jerk” in a sentence. That was the crowing point of the episode for me!

  27. FNFAN
    June 26th, 2009

    LOL @ “preferring the drumstick”

    RIP Michael and Farrah

  28. wannabe chef
    July 16th, 2009

    I can’t believe anyone would want to be “tucked in” at at a home infested with dog poop. Come to think of it, I would not want to eat there either. Yuck.

  29. July 17th, 2009

    If you ever met Paula in person you’d know there’s nothing to hate- She is the real deal! to know her is to be crazy about her !

  30. bob-b-que
    August 5th, 2009

    Michael McDonald is gay, he frequents certain gay bars in West Hollywood. Im not sure about bobby, I tend to think he is, but it may just be wishful thinking. Im a southern boy and know the old “act like your dating girls” routine and that is what it looks like he is doing, ACTING like dating girls.

  31. August 9th, 2009

    I’m sick of everyone saying that Bobby Dean is Gay. He is not Gay, he is Bi-Sexual, he likes Men and Boys.

  32. August 12th, 2009

    so what if he is gay wouldnt you like to have him on your and eat him up!yum oh

  33. tony
    August 15th, 2009

    I agree with Paula A Deen-the drag queen! Thank You!

  34. J.Stone
    August 15th, 2009

    I have met both of her son’s (I’m from California) when my man and I recently went to Savannah. They talked with us, took pics, such nice guys!! My man has met Paula and Michael, and again such very nice down home people…..kudos to them on their new home, it’s looking beautiful so far….we were on the dock next door and were in awe…we love u mom…err Paula Deen!

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