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Paula Deen’s Keyboard
Posted on June 20th 2009 by Jillian Madison

We’ve uncovered the actual keyboard Paula Deen uses to write her cookbooks, recipes, autobiographies, and television show scripts:

paula-deen-keyboard


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    14 Responses

  1. Hannah says:
    June 20, 2009 at 10:34 am

    Well that certainly ‘splains a lot of things! Too funny.

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  2. Cat Chow says:
    June 20, 2009 at 10:41 am

    where can we find the “annoying cackle laugh” key? ;)

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  3. Byrdie says:
    June 20, 2009 at 11:03 am

    Or how about the “insert new bio data” key since she seems to be changing her life’s history on a weekly basis.

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  4. Gluey says:
    June 20, 2009 at 11:10 am

    LOL! missing “MAYO” and “Michael” tho ;-D

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  5. Mike In Detroit says:
    June 20, 2009 at 11:10 am

    She is an uncouth pig. She makes me sick .

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  6. HeWhoseNameMustNotBeSpoken says:
    June 20, 2009 at 12:31 pm

    omg…the look in her eye!! What is she about to do with that large, “dark meat” pepper mill??

    oh yes, and you also forgot the Depends diaper key since she is apparently unable to control her “turtles”.

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  7. JaySticLe says:
    June 20, 2009 at 2:01 pm

    She only uses 2 of those buttons usually, though. Butter, y’all!

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  8. Byrdie says:
    June 20, 2009 at 3:25 pm

    If she hits the ‘alt’ key and any one of the ‘$’ keys, a contract prints out and Bobby and Jamie sign up for another episode of “Nepotism, Y’all”

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  9. cookie says:
    June 20, 2009 at 3:51 pm

    Paula is a famewhore! Pure and simple. She is the most inappropriate person to have on tv. God, she makes me so fucking sick.

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  10. Automne says:
    June 20, 2009 at 4:33 pm

    Where’s the “bodily function verbal diarrhea” key?

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  11. Rich Rosenthal says:
    June 21, 2009 at 3:54 am

    Smithfields ham button.

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  12. Alana says:
    September 10, 2009 at 1:24 am

    There is a typo. I believe you meant to say “earl” not “oil.” Oh and every time she says that I want to smack her in her mouthful of crowns.

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  13. Missy says:
    September 19, 2009 at 12:01 am

    well if Paula makes any of you sick now,just wait until she gets Kate Gosselin on with her another fame whore big time, only Kate uses her children to do the whoreing for her, when the hell are TLC or the justice system gonna step in and save those kids? Kate and Jon Gosselin are the worse parents that ever had children, and they couldnt even do that by them selves, they have done nothing by them selves some one else has done it all, and now Kate is getting a talk show, WTH People need to boycott Paula if she pairs up with Kate, This woman is an idiot

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  14. stoney says:
    October 23, 2009 at 7:18 am

    I have never heard such apparent jealousy by y’ii( so shoot me I don’t know how to spell the word)who would not like the money.fame.her jewelry,the chance to give the family business to your children It’s my opinion that she is also a pretty good cook

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