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Paula Deen’s New Teeth: Before And After
Posted by Jillian Madison

    51 Responses

  1. Deen says:

    They’re veneers, ya’ll!

    • southern fried says:

      Her appeal was always from the start that the average cook in America could identify with her. Who can identify with how she looks now? Good for her, but bad for ratings. That “southern” gig goes just so far, and I think she’s too full of herself now. What’s next…liposuction to remove the butter deposits?

    • eileen says:

      Glad that there are persons other than myself that wonder about PD”s teeth………..Between that AFFECTED ACCENT of her’s and those FALSE TEETH…..Her dentist must be wearing profgressive lenses, they look FALSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, and make her look absolutely RIDICULOUS PERIOD !!!! Happy that all the SPONSORS DITCHED HER……………Just something about that woman that is evil and God only knows what else she says behind closed doors with those teeth chattering away………….The WHITEEEEEE COLOURRRRRR IS TOOO WHITE for a woman of her age.Stupid Woman !

      • BellaRing says:

        I don’t think those “teeth” of Ms. Deens are teeth at all, I think they are some kind of plastic insert which she can take out immediately after photos. Why would anyone want to look so peculiar?????

  2. Jay says:

    She’s gotten to the point where she creeps me out when I see her because she looks so fake now.

  3. Sandra says:

    I hate the fake eyelashes and chicklets. Yuck! “I’m gonna git them as white as humanly possible y’all”

    • Jeanne says:

      Well, it appears that Paula sees the same dentist that Wynona (Judd) sees.

      Dear God, talk about blindingly white teeth! I don’t know whose is brighter, Paula’s or Wynona’s. Anyone?

  4. Byrdie says:

    Sandra, don’t you mean as INhumanly possible? Pauler must be in competition with Giada to see who can have the most fake parts.

  5. Sandra says:

    Byrdie I don’t think Giada has fake parts, I did see her in person once, even gave her a hug. If she did get fake parts she’d probably get leg extensions, she’s miniature. LOL I tell everyone she’s like an elf.

  6. Byrdie says:

    LOL! Leg extensions! HA!! Anyway, I’m referring to her boobs and teeth…

  7. mercer says:

    good lord!

  8. sharon says:

    It also looks like Paula had some work done on the chin and jowl areas.

  9. Jaynie59 says:

    I know this is a humor site and all, but I’m going to interject a little seriousness for a moment.

    I just turned 50 and I’ve had a lifelong fear of the dentist. I was in a car accident in 1980 and broke my jaw. My teeth were a mess, but I was very lucky that they still worked and didn’t hurt. I had a serious of partial plates, which in hindsight, made me totally unrealistic about how valuable real teeth are.

    I tried several times to get a dentist to just yank them all out and give me dentures. I couldn’t find one who would do it. I thought about going to one of those denture factory setups, but I just never got around to it.

    On April 9th of this year, after almost 30 years of neglecting my teeth, I finally had it done. I didn’t have much choice by then. I had lost so much gum tissue that even dentures were iffy.

    So I had all my teeth pulled and got implants. I was given a set of what’s called “immediate dentures” to wear until I heal enough to have the implants exposed and a permanent set of dentures made that will basically snap into the implants. “Just like real teeth”.

    $15,000 later I’m miserable. I wear the dentures when I eat, but I can’t tolerate them for long so I don’t eat much. Steak? An apple? Forget that. I can’t even eat toast.

    The next set of dentures will cost me at least $4000. That’s coming up in August. I’m hoping they will allow me to at least be able to eat toast.

    Take care of your teeth, people. No matter how much it costs to keep the teeth you have, and no matter how much you have to go through to keep them, do it. No matter what they tell you, there is no replacement for real teeth.

    This post depressed me because I saw other catty posts here about Paula’s dentures and she gave me hope. Maybe I will be able to chew something again if Paula can. Now? She has veneers and I’m back to being more miserable and more depressed than I’ve ever been in my life.

    Good for Paula that she had the money and was able to save her real teeth. I’m glad for her.

    • southern fried says:

      Call Dr. Lechter in Tulsa OK, or find him on the internet. He can help you!

    • trw says:

      Here teeth are not dentures they are veneers. She just got them a shade to white, otherwise they look beautiful! Way better than her old smile.
      And to the last person about your 15,000 dentures, thats probanby why you feel so miserable. You paid a dicount dentist for discount work. Real good decent implants should be done with titanium screws into the jawbone. Then individual teeth can be put in, and they can be just as good as real teeth. That proceedure would have cost 30,000 or more. Better find a new dentist…

  10. Sandra as well says:

    I thought I was the only one to notice how fake Paula looks. OMgoodness, those teeth and that put on accent are scary. and YES, Giada has had those puppies done with her large head and even larger teeth.

  11. FoodieOne says:

    Ya know…I could swear that Pauler has had a face lift, or at least work done. Whenever they show really old reruns of her show, she actually looks 65. But, in her newer shows, she looks a good ten years younger.

  12. Erin says:

    Gads, yet another thing about Paula Deen that caused an immidiate, reactionary flinch.

  13. Kitty says:

    Now I see Food Network’s plan. By the time she dies, she’ll be so pumped full of plastic that FN will only have to wire her arms to flail and all her shows can keep going.

  14. Vanilla says:

    Um, Jaynie, we’re making fun of people who HAVE perfectly good teeth, then get a new set of veneers strictly for vanity, which Pauler has done here. Nothing wrong with veneers if you NEED them, but if you WANT them, that’s where the comedy starts.

    Speaking of comedy, you’d figger Pauler’s teeth would be as yellow as butter.

  15. Cameron says:

    Whatcha’ talkin’ ’bout Vanilla. The pre-veneer pic shows them chompers in their true butter color.

  16. Klaus says:

    As of last week, Paula has nothing left on her that is natural. Most of it is man-made. The picture on her first cookbook looks NOTHING like she does now. It depicts her as a grandmotherly, be-aproned, country kitchen worker that appears somewhere in her early 100s. Now she looks like someone who runs a high-end escort business (who started from the bottom up, as it were.)

    K

  17. Pan says:

    you people are just now noticing Ms Paula’s facial work? it’s been a few years now since she started. where’ve ya’ll been??

  18. Jillian Madison says:

    @Pan, we weren’t here “a few years ago.” This site just launched in January. We had some catching up to do!

  19. Lori says:

    Wow! It’s amazing what jealousy makes people feel and write. Good for Paula that she can do whatever she wants to make herself feel and look better, she deserves it after all the hardship in her life. I think Paula looks beautiful. In all her cooking videos before she was married, she NEVER truly looked happy, but after getting married, her eyes are bright and happy from the inside out. She is obviously happy at this point in life and she deserves that happiness. It’s funny how people always want to put down someone who became successful and has money and can do what they want. Just remember, what goes around comes around. All the negativity will come back at you soon enough, it’s the Universal Law. Keep it up Paula, you are FANTASTIC. Whenever I feel down all I have to do is watch your show and my spirits are picked up again. Thank you for being such a happy person that spreads that feeling of happiness through television.

  20. Ferd says:

    Let’s see, what does Paula have that I don’t have, but really, really want – and therefore makes me jealous of her? Ummmm. Nothin’, sugah.

  21. Byrdie says:

    I’m scratching my head on “all the hardship in her life”. First, I’ve seen more than one version of her life story, so which one do you believe and secondly, haven’t we all had hardships? Gads, she’s a money pig and so are her family.

  22. Rod Labbe says:

    Her two boys knows where the money train is, that’s for shure.

  23. Mary says:

    Lori;thanks for being real. Any woman who cares about herself would want to improve what made her feel better about herself. Looks to me like Paula is one such woman. Don’t we all want to feel good about ourselves when we look in the mirror. Give the woman props. After all, she is on TV being watched by many. Any of us would want to be the best we could be…..wouldn’t we? Or would it make you feel better if she had a saggy neck, yellow teeth and looked 100?

  24. Mary says:

    Oh, yes; “if the old barn needs painting, paint it”.

  25. Plasterqueen says:

    I believe FN found a gem when they introduced Paula. I enjoyed watching her realistic cooking “lessons” in a real kitchen. Since then, however, they have turned her into a caricature, just like Giada, just like Emeril.
    As a southern woman, I am embarrassed by her exaggerated accent, exaggerated laugh, and now, exaggerated smile! She has become the Phyllis Diller of the Food Network. Didn’t care for her, either.

    • Ginger says:

      I couldn’t have said that better. Her accent is exaggerated and so is that awful cackle laugh……. grating, annoying and makes me cringe every time I hear it. I have to wonder if the producers are TELLING her to be so over the top annoying and more insanely hyper. The truth is that NO ONE wants to witness a woman in her mid 60′s acting like a sexed-up grandmom/madam, running a brothel, that’s what her personality says to me.

  26. Red Hat Chris says:

    That’s Hollywood, folks. I just cannot stand that phony yyyyyyyyyy’all drawl.
    Apparently, lots of us are watching.

  27. Trudy says:

    Paula Deen looks Just great….May you all look half that good when you are 64! Why ever is it any of your business what she has or has not done. Many younger men are attracted to her. She is the total package: Nice looks, sweet, generous and she can out cook most of you add rich to this and I guess thats just about perfect. Try adding a stick of better in your mouth sideways and go stand out in the sun and get some fresh ideas Your all starting to sound jealous and rude.

  28. Victoria Swan says:

    they all fall prey to the surgeon’s syringe

  29. Bean says:

    “her eyes are bright and happy from the inside out”…. give me a break. Didn’t Elvis’ eyes look bright and happy when he was pumped up full of pain pills? And another thing, her cackle and fake accent is such an insult to true southerners.

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  31. Junebug says:

    I agree with the comments regarding her strong accent and irritating cackle of a laugh. Can not watch the show because it’s so grating.

  32. Corry says:

    I for one am in LOVE with Paula Deen period. So what if she had her teeth done or if she gets or has had lipo she is still Paula and i will continue to watch her. Love you Paula.

  33. CHIPSFLEA says:

    IF YOU MUST WATCH COOK SHOWS, WATCH THEM ON EDUCATIONAL TV. LIKE SCANDANAVIAN OR TWO FAT LADIES OR ANYTHING THEY ARE SHOWING.

  34. Your Name. Barbie says:

    I used to really admire Paula and sometimes I get a glimpse of the person I admired but fame has turned her, like many, into someone I hardly recognize or admire but I try not to judge her too harshly because I am not walking in her shoes. I wish her well.

  35. Kay says:

    Screw you bunch of hypocritical, and probably fat with bad teeth, low class people. Who do you think YOU are? Is your pathetic and useless lives that so empty and lonely that this is what you do to feel that your opinion matters about something? What has Paula Deen done to ANY of you that has hurt you in any way? I think nothing!! Why don’t you put some of that sick thinking and apparently, deep hate that you have for someone you DON’T EVEN KNOW, and go see a professional who knows what to do with that! Everyone will thank you for that!

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