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Photo: A Young Duff Goldman

Published on: June 18, 2009 – 10:48 pm by Jillian Madison Comment

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Check out Jeffrey Adam “Duff” Goldman at age 18! I believe this was his ID card at the University Of Baltimore Maryland County, where he graduated with a degree in… (stifling laughter)… East Asian History and a minor in ethics.

I actually think he was kind of cute, in a clueless “look how many beer cans I can crush on my head” sort of way. I hesitate to use the word “meathead”, but from the sheer girth of his neck alone, it seems he could have had a fairly lucrative career as a defensive tackle in the NFL if his culinary career never took off!



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  1. Dan
    June 18th, 2009

    I just think it is hilarious that you lump him together in a category with Mary Alice. Like neither one of them are worthy of their own category

  2. youknowwhoiam
    June 18th, 2009

    Total meathead. But he looks better than he does now. He should lose the chin pubes IMHO.

  3. Dani
    June 18th, 2009

    Is that hair I spy on his head or some unfortunate little animal?

  4. Ruth Michener
    June 19th, 2009

    It’s University of Maryland Baltimore County, UMBC, “U Made a Bad Choice,” kind of a blah school or “U Must B Chinese.” (Good Engineering program.)

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    MK replied on: March 16th, 2010 at 4:32 pm

    UMBC is an awesome school

  5. June 19th, 2009

    He looks like this guy I almost dated my freshman year of college! (Long story, don’t ask.)

  6. Stephanie
    June 19th, 2009

    So that’s where Mary Alice gets her hairstyles from!

  7. Roxanne Dupuis
    June 19th, 2009

    No way Goldman could play any pro sport , let alone football.

    Way too much of a pussy. If anything , maybe girls hockey and I think most competitive girls hockey teams could skate rings around this doofus.

    btw,
    is that a hat he is wearing or has his hair formed a solid piece of cloth ?

  8. June 19th, 2009

    You are so quick. I saw that last night and thought how great of a still photo that would be…login here later and there it is!

    What a great blog.

  9. Yakity Yak
    June 19th, 2009

    What a bunch of clearly jealous petty comments about a very talented and funny guy who’s living a pretty amazing life sharing his gift with so many.

    Duff’s fukkin’ brilliant and you’d be so lucky to even meet him, let along work with him.

  10. Neo
    June 19th, 2009

    Blow me with your stupid unoriginal jealous comment, Yakity Yak. No one here is jealous of this putz. I wouldnt feel lucky to meet him. I’d walk past him on the street without a second glance. He’s a 2nd rate cake business owner who got lucky.

  11. Feikhal Madhur
    June 19th, 2009

    I don’t think anyone is jealous of Goldman in anyway, except maybe if you’re in Love with Mary Alice and he gets to see her everyday.Hey maybe he is dinking her on the side.

    I think most commenters wonder WTF this guy is doing on TV period.

  12. New Bee
    June 19th, 2009

    I’m with Yak on this one guys & gals. I saw him live at a Q&A a few months ago and he’s hysterical. There’s way more to him than TV shows that’s for sure.

  13. June 19th, 2009

    Yak and New Bee, you’re aware moderators can see your IP addresses, correct? You two have the same IP address. How curious.

  14. Byrdie
    June 19th, 2009

    Gee. Are Yak and New Bee sharing the same IP as, oh, I don’t know….Duff?? Goobers….

  15. June 19th, 2009

    It’s all good. I met Duff too, and found him friendly, easy-going and downright charming. Like him or not, ya gotta admit he’s a funny-lookin’ dude! Cute pic from the way-back machine, Jillian. Nice find.
    lol

  16. Jen
    June 19th, 2009

    All I’m seeing is Fat Vanilla Ice.

  17. Yakity Yak
    June 20th, 2009

    Guess I got my uppance, thanks guys. But seriously if you really can’t stand the guy, why watch him?

  18. Kittykitty
    June 20th, 2009

    You know, aside from the loss of hair, he really doesn’t look that different. I catch his show from time to time, and it’s all right. My kids like it, but the downside is now every time I bake a cake my kids want to decorate it.

  19. June 21st, 2009

    [...] Jun.21, 2009 in Celebrity, Uniform Above is a picture of Chef Duff from Ace of Cakes from Food Network Humor.  Duff’s weight has seemed to really fluctuate over the years but really heavy or merely husky, [...]

  20. pau barbudo
    November 16th, 2009

    meu pau no cu de todo mundo ae mermao _)_

  21. MK
    March 16th, 2010

    and by the way get it right. there WASN’T a official major called “East Asian History” OR an official minor of “ethics”. He majored in history with an East Asian concentration and minored in philosophy.

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