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Replacement Ideas For Tyler Florence’s Stolen Fork

Published on: June 18, 2009 – 3:11 pm by Michelle Madison Comment

It’s been a week, and there’s still no sign of Tyler Florence’s missing fork! We hate to say it, Tyler, but it might be time to consider replacing it. Here are some viable options:

1. A spork! They’re all the rage.

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2. A pair of naked silhouette mudflap girls. Sex outsells forks 2-1.

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3. Sell advertising space and watch the money roll in.

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4. A band-aid: a temporary fix to mask the problem. If only Bobby Flay would use one on his cold sores.

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5. A mustache, in honor of the one you’re unable to grow in real life.

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6. THE HORROR!

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  1. DeadNCF
    June 18th, 2009

    Ha! I am glad I am not the only one who notices Bobby Flay’s cold-sore problem, it seems like every other show he is bleeding from the lip!!

    As far as Tylers Fork, why not just slap up some spinner rims since he is so “street”.

  2. eyeris
    June 18th, 2009

    Gave me a chuckle. Tyler Florence does have such a baby face, doesn’t he. I can’t see him with a beard or mustache at all!

  3. Youknowwhoiam
    June 18th, 2009

    Andrew Zimmern – SKEWERED! The battle is heating up. :)

  4. Hank Moody
    June 18th, 2009

    I cant believe how much that mustache makes the store look like a barber shop from 1935.

  5. Byrdie
    June 18th, 2009

    Poor Andrew! He made it safely out of the deep, deep jungle of Mexico just to be skewered by TF!

  6. Dan
    June 18th, 2009

    Yowza. Right through Andrew’s manhood. That had to hurt.

  7. June 18th, 2009

    Loved the spork! And the TF v. Zimmern thingy is going to be fodder for year, huh. *heehee*

    Maybe Nor Cal neighbor Guy Fieri can lend him a knuckle sandwich logo? No? Aww, c’mon. It’d be killer! (not)

  8. June 18th, 2009

    I vote for the spork!

  9. yuhas
    June 19th, 2009

    viva la spork

  10. June 19th, 2009

    Mudflaps! rotflmao

  11. Kittykitty
    June 20th, 2009

    I vote for the mudflap chicks. He’ll get a lot more customers that way, although they may sue him for false advertising.

  12. gale
    June 25th, 2009

    Mud flaps FTW. He seems like a ladies man.

  13. hankpanky
    June 28th, 2009

    Love your food Tyler Florence and your shows – but when did you become so arrogant and belittling as you were when dealing with Next Star Candidates in the tip session? Constructive direction is wonderful, but could of been done without the nastiness. It was such a disappointment.

  14. ronnierios
    July 3rd, 2009

    Mustache is Hilarious!!!

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