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Replacement Ideas For Tyler Florence’s Stolen Fork
Posted on June 18th 2009 by Michelle Madison

It’s been a week, and there’s still no sign of Tyler Florence’s missing fork! We hate to say it, Tyler, but it might be time to consider replacing it. Here are some viable options:

1. A spork! They’re all the rage.

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2. A pair of naked silhouette mudflap girls. Sex outsells forks 2-1.

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3. Sell advertising space and watch the money roll in.

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4. A band-aid: a temporary fix to mask the problem. If only Bobby Flay would use one on his cold sores.

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5. A mustache, in honor of the one you’re unable to grow in real life.

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6. THE HORROR!

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    14 Responses

  1. DeadNCF says:

    Ha! I am glad I am not the only one who notices Bobby Flay’s cold-sore problem, it seems like every other show he is bleeding from the lip!!

    As far as Tylers Fork, why not just slap up some spinner rims since he is so “street”.

  2. eyeris says:

    Gave me a chuckle. Tyler Florence does have such a baby face, doesn’t he. I can’t see him with a beard or mustache at all!

  3. Youknowwhoiam says:

    Andrew Zimmern – SKEWERED! The battle is heating up. :)

  4. Hank Moody says:

    I cant believe how much that mustache makes the store look like a barber shop from 1935.

  5. Byrdie says:

    Poor Andrew! He made it safely out of the deep, deep jungle of Mexico just to be skewered by TF!

  6. Dan says:

    Yowza. Right through Andrew’s manhood. That had to hurt.

  7. Lana says:

    Loved the spork! And the TF v. Zimmern thingy is going to be fodder for year, huh. *heehee*

    Maybe Nor Cal neighbor Guy Fieri can lend him a knuckle sandwich logo? No? Aww, c’mon. It’d be killer! (not)

  8. Nutmeg Nanny says:

    I vote for the spork!

  9. yuhas says:

    viva la spork

  10. Miseenplace says:

    Mudflaps! rotflmao

  11. Kittykitty says:

    I vote for the mudflap chicks. He’ll get a lot more customers that way, although they may sue him for false advertising.

  12. gale says:

    Mud flaps FTW. He seems like a ladies man.

  13. hankpanky says:

    Love your food Tyler Florence and your shows – but when did you become so arrogant and belittling as you were when dealing with Next Star Candidates in the tip session? Constructive direction is wonderful, but could of been done without the nastiness. It was such a disappointment.

  14. ronnierios says:

    Mustache is Hilarious!!!

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