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Someone Stole Tyler Florence’s Fork
Published on: June 10, 2009 – 10:50 pm by Jillian Madison 
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Breaking (and completely hysterical) news: a prankster stole one of the forks from the front of Tyler Florence’s Mill Valley, California store! Tyler let the world know about the incident via a Twitter message earlier thisevening.
It seems we have a real whodunit on our hands, guys. At this hour, one haunting question remains: WHERE THE HELL IS THE FORK?
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Holy shit. This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
i can not stop laughing!!!
…we should have known Zimmern was behind it. Newman.
BEST. POST. EVER.
I know this is cliche and lame, but I honest to God spit out my water when I got to the Harry Potter picture.
BEST. SITE. EVER.
the conan pic – hillllarious
really well done
whoever is doing these photoshops is brilliant (jillian is it you?!)
(Yes, yes, it’s me. Thank you guys. I have to admit, I can’t stop laughing at that Harry Potter pic.)
Who is that straddling the fork with Conan? Is that… Pee Wee Herman!?
Welp, if Kirstie Alley really is the one who snagged it, Tyler can forget about ever seeing it again.
If you didn’t laugh at this, there’s something wrong with you. Just saying.
Seriously, how did someone manage to get that fork down? Isn’t the shop in a busy area of town, with people constantly passing by? I’m shocked!
HEY GUYS, ITS ME, TYLERS FORK
LOOK, DONT WORRY ABOUT ME, I FOUND MY WAY OUT OF THAT SMELLY LANDFILL. IM HAVING FUN, LIVING LIFE, AND SEEING THE WORLD
UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN
STAY OFF THE CHARTS
TF’S FORK
Ty’s Fork – like the traveling gnome, eh? heehee. Zimmern, you wouldn’t take Ty’s Fork, would ya? *wink*
Jill – brilliant post
Hysterical!!!
As Zimmern tiptoed away in the dead of night with the giant fork under his arm, he turned around, threw a kiss and said “Fork you very much, TF!!”
Paula took it. She’s makin a really big dinner, y’all!
Alright Zimmern….fork it over you Mother Forker!
We are all pretty upset here at Tyler’s store. I have had to take anti-depressants and have an appointment with a shrink. Did you get bored of me? I don’t know if you left me or were taken from me. Please come back! I promise you can be on top this time!
Tyler Florence just linked to this post via his Twitter account. I see why, it’s freakin hysterical.
“for(k) SPAAARRTTTAAAAAA!”
I read about this awful incident last night on Twitter. I could hardly sleep; and when I woke up this morning all I could think about were one-liners. I’ll just give one here… maybe, just maybe… someone needed the fork to complete their set of REALLY LARGE silverware. Ooh, one more… large silverware fetish? Whoever took the fork… Return The Fork!
Food Network you rock on the humor. Give Kirstie a break, though.
They’re all great, but the Harry Potter and 300 pics are awesome! Good thing I put the coffee cup down before I looked.
Hahaha Kirstie Alley.
These photos are great! LOL My main question is this. Why would anyone want to steal a giant fork? Is the restaurant business really that vicious?
Free the fork!
Apparently Tyler Florence realizes how much we actually care, so he left this message via Twitter:
Food Network Humor is on the case. Cracking police work guys! Really! http://bit.ly/qmc9a
When you come to a Fork in the road….in Mill Valley, take it! – Yogi Berra
Can’t add anything except to say well done great post and great comments!!!!!
PS Tyler Florence has a store?
You gals deserve a Bloggie Award. Reading your posts every day is far more entertaining than watching most FN shows these days.
I love ‘300′ seen it several times and caught it again last night. But all I could think of was that fork!
SPARTANS!!!!! PREPARE FOR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I still can’t get over how funny this post is! Seriously, when I got to the pic with the fork watching the baseball game I laughed so hard my neighbors probably wondered what the f*** was wrong with me. LMAO!
Brilliant!
OMG!!! A Conan pic!!! lol! He’s my obsession! :D
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