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Someone Stole Tyler Florence’s Fork
Posted on June 10th 2009 by Jillian Madison

Breaking (and completely hysterical) news: a prankster stole one of the forks from the front of Tyler Florence’s Mill Valley, California store! Tyler let the world know about the incident via a Twitter message earlier thisevening.

It seems we have a real whodunit on our hands, guys. At this hour, one haunting question remains: WHERE THE HELL IS THE FORK?



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    36 Responses

  1. neo says:

    Holy shit. This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

  2. eyeris says:

    i can not stop laughing!!!

  3. hankmoody says:

    …we should have known Zimmern was behind it. Newman.

  4. Sasha says:

    BEST. POST. EVER.

    I know this is cliche and lame, but I honest to God spit out my water when I got to the Harry Potter picture.

    BEST. SITE. EVER.

  5. Micah says:

    the conan pic – hillllarious

    really well done

    whoever is doing these photoshops is brilliant (jillian is it you?!)

  6. Jillian Madison says:

    (Yes, yes, it’s me. Thank you guys. I have to admit, I can’t stop laughing at that Harry Potter pic.)

  7. Bill Bianchi says:

    Who is that straddling the fork with Conan? Is that… Pee Wee Herman!?

  8. sam-i-am-not says:

    Welp, if Kirstie Alley really is the one who snagged it, Tyler can forget about ever seeing it again.

  9. dame judi wench says:

    If you didn’t laugh at this, there’s something wrong with you. Just saying.

    Seriously, how did someone manage to get that fork down? Isn’t the shop in a busy area of town, with people constantly passing by? I’m shocked!

  10. Tyler's Fork says:

    HEY GUYS, ITS ME, TYLERS FORK
    LOOK, DONT WORRY ABOUT ME, I FOUND MY WAY OUT OF THAT SMELLY LANDFILL. IM HAVING FUN, LIVING LIFE, AND SEEING THE WORLD
    UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN
    STAY OFF THE CHARTS
    TF’S FORK

  11. Everyone says:

    Ty’s Fork – like the traveling gnome, eh? heehee. Zimmern, you wouldn’t take Ty’s Fork, would ya? *wink*

    Jill – brilliant post

  12. April March says:

    Hysterical!!!

  13. Byrdie says:

    As Zimmern tiptoed away in the dead of night with the giant fork under his arm, he turned around, threw a kiss and said “Fork you very much, TF!!”

  14. Chris says:

    Paula took it. She’s makin a really big dinner, y’all!

  15. HeWhoseNameMustNotBeSpoken says:

    Alright Zimmern….fork it over you Mother Forker!

  16. The fork that is still here says:

    We are all pretty upset here at Tyler’s store. I have had to take anti-depressants and have an appointment with a shrink. Did you get bored of me? I don’t know if you left me or were taken from me. Please come back! I promise you can be on top this time!

  17. James says:

    Tyler Florence just linked to this post via his Twitter account. I see why, it’s freakin hysterical.

  18. kp says:

    “for(k) SPAAARRTTTAAAAAA!”

  19. Laurie says:

    I read about this awful incident last night on Twitter. I could hardly sleep; and when I woke up this morning all I could think about were one-liners. I’ll just give one here… maybe, just maybe… someone needed the fork to complete their set of REALLY LARGE silverware. Ooh, one more… large silverware fetish? Whoever took the fork… Return The Fork!
    Food Network you rock on the humor. Give Kirstie a break, though.

  20. Kittykitty says:

    They’re all great, but the Harry Potter and 300 pics are awesome! Good thing I put the coffee cup down before I looked.

  21. Nutmeg Nanny says:

    Hahaha Kirstie Alley.

  22. Rosemarie says:

    These photos are great! LOL My main question is this. Why would anyone want to steal a giant fork? Is the restaurant business really that vicious?

  23. Rosemarie says:

    Free the fork!

  24. Stephanie says:

    Apparently Tyler Florence realizes how much we actually care, so he left this message via Twitter:

    Food Network Humor is on the case. Cracking police work guys! Really! http://bit.ly/qmc9a

  25. dan cressman says:

    When you come to a Fork in the road….in Mill Valley, take it! – Yogi Berra

  26. Teague says:

    Can’t add anything except to say well done great post and great comments!!!!!

    PS Tyler Florence has a store?

  27. Feikhal Madhur says:

    You gals deserve a Bloggie Award. Reading your posts every day is far more entertaining than watching most FN shows these days.

  28. Teague says:

    I love ’300′ seen it several times and caught it again last night. But all I could think of was that fork!

    SPARTANS!!!!! PREPARE FOR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  30. Kendal says:

    I still can’t get over how funny this post is! Seriously, when I got to the pic with the fork watching the baseball game I laughed so hard my neighbors probably wondered what the f*** was wrong with me. LMAO!

  31. Barb says:

    Brilliant!

  32. AshC says:

    OMG!!! A Conan pic!!! lol! He’s my obsession! :D

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  35. JJ Money says:

    Loled at the Zimmern picture. Gold.

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