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Someone Stole Tyler Florence’s Fork

Published on: June 10, 2009 – 10:50 pm by Jillian Madison Comment

Breaking (and completely hysterical) news: a prankster stole one of the forks from the front of Tyler Florence’s Mill Valley, California store! Tyler let the world know about the incident via a Twitter message earlier thisevening.

It seems we have a real whodunit on our hands, guys. At this hour, one haunting question remains: WHERE THE HELL IS THE FORK?



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  1. avatar neo
    June 10th, 2009

    Holy shit. This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

  2. avatar eyeris
    June 10th, 2009

    i can not stop laughing!!!

  3. avatar hankmoody
    June 10th, 2009

    …we should have known Zimmern was behind it. Newman.

  4. avatar Sasha
    June 10th, 2009

    BEST. POST. EVER.

    I know this is cliche and lame, but I honest to God spit out my water when I got to the Harry Potter picture.

    BEST. SITE. EVER.

  5. avatar Micah
    June 10th, 2009

    the conan pic – hillllarious

    really well done

    whoever is doing these photoshops is brilliant (jillian is it you?!)

  6. avatar Jillian Madison
    June 10th, 2009

    (Yes, yes, it’s me. Thank you guys. I have to admit, I can’t stop laughing at that Harry Potter pic.)

  7. avatar Bill Bianchi
    June 10th, 2009

    Who is that straddling the fork with Conan? Is that… Pee Wee Herman!?

  8. avatar sam-i-am-not
    June 10th, 2009

    Welp, if Kirstie Alley really is the one who snagged it, Tyler can forget about ever seeing it again.

  9. avatar dame judi wench
    June 10th, 2009

    If you didn’t laugh at this, there’s something wrong with you. Just saying.

    Seriously, how did someone manage to get that fork down? Isn’t the shop in a busy area of town, with people constantly passing by? I’m shocked!

  10. avatar Tyler's Fork
    June 10th, 2009

    HEY GUYS, ITS ME, TYLERS FORK
    LOOK, DONT WORRY ABOUT ME, I FOUND MY WAY OUT OF THAT SMELLY LANDFILL. IM HAVING FUN, LIVING LIFE, AND SEEING THE WORLD
    UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN
    STAY OFF THE CHARTS
    TF’S FORK

  11. June 10th, 2009

    Ty’s Fork – like the traveling gnome, eh? heehee. Zimmern, you wouldn’t take Ty’s Fork, would ya? *wink*

    Jill – brilliant post

  12. avatar April March
    June 11th, 2009

    Hysterical!!!

  13. avatar Byrdie
    June 11th, 2009

    As Zimmern tiptoed away in the dead of night with the giant fork under his arm, he turned around, threw a kiss and said “Fork you very much, TF!!”

  14. June 11th, 2009

    Paula took it. She’s makin a really big dinner, y’all!

  15. avatar HeWhoseNameMustNotBeSpoken
    June 11th, 2009

    Alright Zimmern….fork it over you Mother Forker!

  16. avatar The fork that is still here
    June 11th, 2009

    We are all pretty upset here at Tyler’s store. I have had to take anti-depressants and have an appointment with a shrink. Did you get bored of me? I don’t know if you left me or were taken from me. Please come back! I promise you can be on top this time!

  17. avatar James
    June 11th, 2009

    Tyler Florence just linked to this post via his Twitter account. I see why, it’s freakin hysterical.

  18. avatar kp
    June 11th, 2009

    “for(k) SPAAARRTTTAAAAAA!”

  19. June 11th, 2009

    I read about this awful incident last night on Twitter. I could hardly sleep; and when I woke up this morning all I could think about were one-liners. I’ll just give one here… maybe, just maybe… someone needed the fork to complete their set of REALLY LARGE silverware. Ooh, one more… large silverware fetish? Whoever took the fork… Return The Fork!
    Food Network you rock on the humor. Give Kirstie a break, though.

  20. avatar Kittykitty
    June 11th, 2009

    They’re all great, but the Harry Potter and 300 pics are awesome! Good thing I put the coffee cup down before I looked.

  21. June 11th, 2009

    Hahaha Kirstie Alley.

  22. avatar Rosemarie
    June 11th, 2009

    These photos are great! LOL My main question is this. Why would anyone want to steal a giant fork? Is the restaurant business really that vicious?

  23. avatar Rosemarie
    June 11th, 2009

    Free the fork!

  24. avatar Stephanie
    June 11th, 2009

    Apparently Tyler Florence realizes how much we actually care, so he left this message via Twitter:

    Food Network Humor is on the case. Cracking police work guys! Really! http://bit.ly/qmc9a

  25. avatar dan cressman
    June 12th, 2009

    When you come to a Fork in the road….in Mill Valley, take it! – Yogi Berra

  26. avatar Teague
    June 13th, 2009

    Can’t add anything except to say well done great post and great comments!!!!!

    PS Tyler Florence has a store?

  27. avatar Feikhal Madhur
    June 13th, 2009

    You gals deserve a Bloggie Award. Reading your posts every day is far more entertaining than watching most FN shows these days.

  28. avatar Teague
    June 14th, 2009

    I love ‘300′ seen it several times and caught it again last night. But all I could think of was that fork!

    SPARTANS!!!!! PREPARE FOR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  29. June 18th, 2009

    [...] been a week, and there’s still no sign of Tyler Florence’s missing fork! We hate to say it, Tyler, but it might be time to consider replacing it. Here are some viable [...]

  30. avatar Kendal
    July 8th, 2009

    I still can’t get over how funny this post is! Seriously, when I got to the pic with the fork watching the baseball game I laughed so hard my neighbors probably wondered what the f*** was wrong with me. LMAO!

  31. avatar Barb
    July 19th, 2009

    Brilliant!

  32. February 3rd, 2010

    OMG!!! A Conan pic!!! lol! He’s my obsession! :D

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