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I never liked the Burger King mascot. Something about that big plastic face and all that creepy, contrived silence always sent a shiver down my spine. Sure, maybe he seemed at least somewhat likable back when he was serving people breakfast in bed. But these days, he’s sneaking into bedrooms and terrifying sleeping people. What gives? We understand Burger King is trying to cater to the college crowd and to the 17 adults who liked Jackass on MTV, but they’ve totally missed the point. Air-horning people awake doesn’t make you cool or edgy. It makes you a total douchebag.
Sorry, King. The shark hath officially been jumped.
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