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The Paula Deen Recipe Advisory System
Published on: June 24, 2009 – 9:19 pm by Jillian Madison 
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This just in from the Surgeon General: from now on, all of Paula Deen’s fatty cookbook recipes, buttery Food Network meals, and greasy restaurant dishes will be assigned a level on the PAULA DEEN HEALTH ADVISORY SYSTEM. The different levels represent your post-consumption risk of illness and/or death.
Other posts on Food Network Humor:
---Paula Deen On The View---Epic Paula Deen Recipe Review
---Paula Deen Breaks Mid-Recipe To Do Jazzercize With Random Guest
---The Most Disgusting Paula Deen Recipe Of All Time
---Ridiculous Food Network Product Of The Week: Paula Deen “Recipe Writing Desk”
THIS WEEK: Ina Garten's "beginner" recipes, new Food Network shows starting in September, thumbing through an issue of Semi-Homemade magazine, Rachael Ray's daytime talk show, Aarti's "accountability group", Claire Robinson on Big Daddy's House, another sensual reading of Alex Guarnaschelli's tweets, sink or swim voicemail, and much more.
And she’ll sell you her extra-special Paula Deen Defibrillator at JCPenney for $179.95. It comes in taupe.
“Buy mah stuff, y’all.”
Nice one JM. Will she also be selling them on QVC?