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The Paula Deen Recipe Advisory System
Published on: June 24, 2009 – 9:19 pm by Jillian Madison 
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This just in from the Surgeon General: from now on, all of Paula Deen’s fatty cookbook recipes, buttery Food Network meals, and greasy restaurant dishes will be assigned a level on the PAULA DEEN HEALTH ADVISORY SYSTEM. The different levels represent your post-consumption risk of illness and/or death.
Other posts on Food Network Humor:
---Paula Deen On The View---Paula Deen Breaks Mid-Recipe To Do Jazzercize With Random Guest
---Coming Soon: The Deen Family Cookbook
---Woman’s World Invites Us To “Party Like Paula Deen”
---7 Things Paula Deen Fried – And Ate
And she’ll sell you her extra-special Paula Deen Defibrillator at JCPenney for $179.95. It comes in taupe.
“Buy mah stuff, y’all.”
Nice one JM. Will she also be selling them on QVC?